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THEY'RE ACTUALLY VERY NICE BOOTS NUMBNUTS AND PERHAPS I DID NOT WRAP MYSELF IN GENTLEMEN'S PENIS SKIN TODAY LIKE HOW YOU DO BUT I DO MY BEST TO LOOK ABOVE PRESENTABLE AT MOST TIMES. BLACK SHIRT, TAN SUSPENDERS AND KHAKIS WITH THE BOOTS TONIGHT. TAD DRESSED DOWN FROM MY USUAL GET UP BUT IT DID JUST F...

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I'm a host/food runner at a local pub and restaurant.

And I don't wanna hear it fuckface I will end you. GUESS WHO IS STEALING YOUR FUCKING cheddar ITS ME

Last time I wear cowboy boots to work.

No good for standing around for 5 hours. Feet hurt like a motherfucker.

Re-watched the "There She Is!!" series today and B'awwwed like a baby. If you haven't seen it, here's all 5 epdsodes: http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step1.html http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step2_eng.html http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step3.html ...

But no, though

This thread is so sad

IT'S TRUE

YOU KNOW I HIT CHILDREN SOMETIMES JUST BECAUSE THEY LOOK TOO COMFORTABLE AND CARE FREE

I DO THAT MAN

He means me.

I'm the root of all evil.

Head of The Brothel wrote:oh shit it's midnight when did that happen

Hey
You should watch the Midnight Channel

Woah shit
Bunyip we should now greenlight the mulatto alliance.

Just went and saw Horrible Bosses with some bros

Fuckin hilarious. Charlie Day was phenomenal

I'm laughing for real right now.

I'm the above character but my overalls are mauve.