AWKWARD ZOMBIE

How are you deluding yourself into thinking it's going to not be the most unfunny load of bile ever, and why

Also just watched Limitless today. Twas decent.

:'(
Don't change yourself for me baby I'm not worth it

It's becoming way too easy to predict these threads.

It's just

So true though

No I mean

What a boring thing to care about

N-NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE GIRLS

I'm sorry this is just

What a boring thing

lol girls are attractive

Quick what do I tell my folks now that they've asked me why I'm laughing hysterically while watching a movie with them

Why do I keep letting you in

Trygve wrote:The shame drives you mad, doesn't it.

I won't answer that
We share a bed, not a mind

Trygve wrote:

Vaxidd8 wrote:Then I realized she didn't look black enough.

The only way for that to happen is if the kid was Snowhite.

I'll admit I never thought I'd meet a black person who was lighter than me.

Bunyip I sat a lady and her daughter today at the pub and the daughter looked like you

Then I realized she didn't look black enough or old enough.

/best story

Outstanding.