AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh for god's sake.

This is the only thread you don't joke in so just don't joke in it.

Yet it yields such a bountiful winkle harvest.

i dunno my brother's p cool

It helps that we're both kind of assholes.

Spoony only knows how to winklepick

I thought

that was kind of obvious.

MakingLoveWithMyEgo wrote:...Why did you do that? Also, do you have a death wish or somthing?

Dude I don't fuckin know you know I'm stupid.

And Spoony why put it on your shoes when we could drink it

MY OFFER TO HAVE A COUPLE BEERS STILL STANDS MAN I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE DRY

bodaciously spit shining my boots, and it's working better than store bought polish. What. This is something I have taken to because I never have the disposable cheddar for shoe polish. It really does work like a charm for me. Also just walked home from work 4 miles uphill at 10:00 in the shitty pa...

MakingLoveWithMyEgo wrote:I took me about 20 minutes to access the site today. As I am a worrier by nature, my first thought it, "Oh fuck, rustled someone off and they banned me." Then if finally popped up and I felt stupid.

One of these days man
one of these days

I will be your black Dr. Light.

I said I was sorry like a million times massa you can stop poking me with the boomerang jesus.

Yeah sure

You can bum a few cigarettes off of me too if you like

Just keep your voice down in public and stop shitting in gutters, yeah?

ahyuck hyuck

Ah ok cool gotcha.

You'll have to

Fill me in sometime

Somethin funny?

Please

Let us all in on it.