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Myk wrote:Who cares

I was always more partial to Ender's Shadow. Bean just seemed a better character than Ender. Ender's brother creeps me right the fuck out though. Bean sort of bugged me at times, but he was interesting. I liked Ender a lot because you could slowly see him transform into this almost inhuman person. ...

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:Yogi Berra you are the funniest person I've read about all day

I wish there were more

Amazing.
I should make one of these my sig.

If your friends suck

Get new friends.

EDIT: Don't wanna seem like I'm pickin on you or anythin. Not my intention, but I mean, friends should be people who have your best interest at heart, yeah?

Mr. Mander wrote:The enemies gate is down

Ender's Game, son, I suggest you go read it

ilu

Head of The Brothel wrote:

Too true

Le Great Handsome Oppressor no longer gets to post funny pictures because he's a loser twerp who sucks.

This will be reposted on the next page for anyone who missed it.

ThatGuyInTheTie wrote:I'm more interested in just being able to talk to girls than having sex with them. I've never had a GF

If you're in your 20s and still having trouble carrying on conversations with women, you should probably try a new approach.

Or just be more outgoing.

They just look

So similar

Vastly superior.

Kazer Tazer wrote:
I said I was sorry about that.

Jeez, talk about living in the past.

I guess I should blame Dylan and Zak more for your behavior. They're supposed to keep you at bay.

Why were you out drinking with Zak anyway mang? I could have sworn I saw you two making out a little.

I host at a restaurant with an outside deck and a beer garden off to the side where people can drink and smoke without bothering customers. Good set-up, and most people appreciate it. Most nights, though, there's this point in time where it seems everyone gets drunk enough to just kinda ignore the s...

[incoming homosuck] Gamzee Makara is exactly like that. He spends half of the story as a calm and chill stoner And then gets off the drugs and becomes a murderous killing machine of death. Oh yeah man I read Homestuck, and yeah he does indeed fit the bill And Syobon you absolutely did the right thi...

Fantastic movie.

Sloth shame on you how did you not see that movie.

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