AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Banned.









I mean welcome!

HEHEHEHEHHEHHEHE

Kandice once got a ticket for going 130 in a 25 area. only a ticket? I thought getting pulled over at 100+ MPH was instant license revocation pretty much anywhere Oh I'm sure she got her licence taken away too. Knowing her though she got it back with her smooth smooth talkin. And I wouldn't say she...

True nuff

What a hilarious lady

Even if they do, keep in mind a ticket is rarely unjustified. For them to pull someone over means that driver dun goofed. Oh man, you should've heard the shit I got from angry classmates. HURR BUT I WAS ONLY A LITTLE DRUNK FUCK DA POLEASH Kandice once got a ticket for going 130 in a 25 area. I was ...

Spoony step off he's my man.

And he bolded the o so he does not appear to fart all over you.

Hiking is fun Fuck you Vax. We were talking and then all of a sudden "oh hey brb". So you know what I did? I waited. and you never came back Also my cousin was out hiking for about 3-4 months. Gets back this Friday. BAW BAW BAW Left because I was picking up Chelsea and then we got distracted by Str...

Hiking is fun

Oh I got the protomen reference but it made me cringe because it was long and unnecessary.

The classiest thing that belongs to Firestorm



































Is my heart

I don't know if she likes me too. She isn't easy to read in that deparment like most girls I'm sorry what And for lack of anything better to put in this thread, I like a lady that compliments me. I don't go for someone who's overly similar to me, though my lady is similar to me in different ways. I...

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HAVE TO BUY SOME DICK FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE

WAIT SHIT GOTTA PATENT THAT

And no you probably don't need more but when has that ever stopped you?
Also I wish I had your long sleeve problem.

Oh, what's that mister "I need a new suit but I'm too poory and black, please send me sites to buy them cheap spoony oh god" I couldn't hear you over all these jackets Perhaps I was referring to your DUMB FACE And the TOOTH BRUSH you keep at your computer apparently because you gotta get the taste ...

ding ding order up

Stop being stupid.