Pick up lines, go!

[Omnithea]

You must be a rapidly oxidized substance, cause you're on fire.

SMART JOKE

Please, scrub. You're thermite. You just self oxidize.

[Kamak]

[Sunday, January 27, 2013 7:43 PM] hermit gal: guys let's all flirt with amanda
[1/27/2013 9:38:23 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Hey baby, is it just my Hipster glasses fogging up from the water vapor condensing on the much cooler surface, or are you exuding a large amount of pheromones and visual signals that indicates to me that you are an interesting and lovely individual with nice cans.

So close until the end.

[TerraChimaera]

I love you more than chocolate chips.
Well, you're a close second.

[Omnithea]

Guns, ice cream, condoms?
One man. One brand.
Magnum.

[Noffletoff]

You must be Cuban, because I have a missile crisis.

[Game Angel]

You should probably see a doctor about that.

[TerraChimaera]

You must be blind, because there's a pickup line thread.

...actually, what happened to it?

[Exeres]

It slipped and fell into a dark gutter and was never heard from again.

Just like [REDACTED]

[Kamak]

You must be Cuban, because I have a missile crisis.

Well, you must be in Cuba.

Because I see a Bay of Pigs.

[Mr. Mander]

You must be a very poor fencemaker because I see a bad post

[Kamak]

Am I in Heaven?

Because I'm gonna kick your booty.

[Noffletoff]

You must be European because I had to double Czech

[Kamak]

You must be Catholic.

Because you're Roman all over my heart.

[Noffletoff]

daisies girl, what part of Asia are you from? because you're tighter than North Korea.

[The Bouncer]

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