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[Gryewolf]

First and fore most, her friend is right TifaxZack OTP.
Second of all hahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Glocktor]

I'm only mostly white

How much privilege do I win

[Kamak]

I'm like, 1/32 Indian.

Do I get Desmond privilege?

[Paper_Pikmin]

what if I'm not white yet I'm a cis male.
do I still have to check my privilege?

[Syobon]

artificial confidence

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Also the first fucking paragraph already made me explode with so much rage I had to stop reading

You want a girlfriend but you don’t want a whore. You want a girlfriend but you don’t want an argumentative she-man. You want a girlfriend who is nice, sweet, modest and chipper. You don’t want “just one of the guys”. You want a girlfriend who looks up to you and builds up your confidence and makes you smile. You want a girlfriend who doesn’t dress up like a whore every weekend to go have a “girls night out” and get drunk as a skunk and fucked by random men. You want a girlfriend who acts like a girl and makes you feel strong and powerful.

How fucking offensive can you get.

[Mete]

[Operation Awesome]

I was waiting for this sort of story.

[TheStranger]

Its levels upon levels

[Exeres]

[Gryewolf]

I'm sure somebody made a bet with somebody and they lost so theyb had to write an article from the IGeNerator.

[Syobon]

No see, the point of the kotaku-machine is that all the articles could actually be kotaku-articles. I mean, none of them come even close to "How Diablo III told me my marriage was over".

[Cori]

No see, the point of the kotaku-machine is that all the articles could actually be kotaku-articles. I mean, none of them come even close to "How Diablo III told me my marriage was over".

SHE LET HIM DIE

[Gryewolf]

No dingus.
He let her die!

[Exeres]

I made that title myself.

[Valbrandur]

Cloud x Tifa

Being pregnant without knowing the father at all? That's bad.

Your friend doesn't agree with your fictional pairing? Oh god it's hell on earth.