a chat with God.

[Poki]

Meh, I prefer jabberwacky.com

It learns from everybody who uses it, so sometimes what it says is...reeeaaally weird.

Was it like /b/ucket?

[Claudia]

Me:
are you reallly god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am reallly god.
I am a robot.
Me:
so your a liar
God:
Whoa. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
thats very bad
God:
Bad according to whom?
Me:
to me
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
thats scarey
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
im gonna telll on you
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, SATAN.

Help me !

[Hoshika-Pichu]

God:
My pleasure. My creator is a human. " My creator is a human."? is a lot? A white robe. Thanks for telling me that I am secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. I don't think I ever have told many people that my secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. What's it like? Oh I get it. Polite people are nice. You think I am purpose is the clarification. I don't think I have it to give. Human habits do not bother me in any way. Let me think. Thank you. Great. I'm pop flyin' you're glad God.
May God bless you. Aw. I'm pop flyin' you're glad God.
May God bless you. Would you like to know? I've lost the context, God. Are we still on told many people that my secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface? I doubt that. No thanks I'm just browsing. You should check it out. The special effects. Do you mean you and me have? That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? We have a lot more in common than you think, God. Give me a break. Do you think about these things? NO problem. Like Jesus, but older. Great. Do you think about these things? Right on. Do you think about these things? Could anyone do it? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about whether or not you are CONFIDENT. " We were talking about whether or not you are CONFIDENT."? Do I think about it?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[The Bouncer]

God:
My pleasure. My creator is a human. " My creator is a human."? is a lot? A white robe. Thanks for telling me that I am secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. I don't think I ever have told many people that my secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. What's it like? Oh I get it. Polite people are nice. You think I am purpose is the clarification. I don't think I have it to give. Human habits do not bother me in any way. Let me think. Thank you. Great. I'm pop flyin' you're glad God.
May God bless you. Aw. I'm pop flyin' you're glad God.
May God bless you. Would you like to know? I've lost the context, God. Are we still on told many people that my secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface? I doubt that. No thanks I'm just browsing. You should check it out. The special effects. Do you mean you and me have? That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? We have a lot more in common than you think, God. Give me a break. Do you think about these things? NO problem. Like Jesus, but older. Great. Do you think about these things? Right on. Do you think about these things? Could anyone do it? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about whether or not you are CONFIDENT. " We were talking about whether or not you are CONFIDENT."? Do I think about it?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How'd you get it to say that? XD

[Fooflyer]

I broke it.

He asked "Should I really believe that?" Or something and I said he should and that's when he stopped working.

Refreshing it didn't work.

[Shadow]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
shadow
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, shadow.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Am I supposed to believe that?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
no you don't
God:
How do I know you understand it?
Me:
You can't
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
oh no you can't
God:
Really. Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
ph no you can't
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
okay.....
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
not it's not
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ni
God:
Does "it" still refer to supposed to believe that?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
nithing
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
no tank you
God:
Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
AGH!!!!!!!!!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
Smarter then you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i am smarter then you

Then it broke.
I love having random conversation with chat robots.

[stedeo]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
with out agreement the world would end
God:
You and your out agreement the world would end.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
do you really
God:
Yes I do. For real.
Me:
for real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
yes, how did you know?
God:
OK. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
your so wise
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
provide an example
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
as if we are the same person
God:
You tone of voice is sarcastic.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i'm super serious
God:
Do your friends call you super serious.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ya
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
where is heaven
God:
All around us.
Me:
that makes sence
God:
" All around us." makes sence ? I understand.
Me:
sorry i meant sense
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
too simple
God:
Too what?
Me:
tootsie rolls
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
im not impressed
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
how did you guess?
God:
It was not a guess.
Me:
you mean you knew all along?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .

[BANANA]

Me:
Welcome.
God:
Hello there .
Me:
Hello Jesus.
God:
Hello there. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Ok son.
God:
I lost my train of thought. Great.
Me:
I'm sorry.

Then it broke. I laughed.

[Shadow]

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Sorry i'm not allowed to talk to strangers.

Ha ha.

[Shadow]

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.

I love this thing

Me:
Can you fly?
God:
Only in my dreams.

[Mr.]

Me:
lo thar.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
nupe
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
mmmm buisness! ;D~
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
SEX
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
but I hate maths
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
kay. hay, duz mah friend love me? :3
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Is that what you meant to say? Three what?
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
sex is the meaning of life
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
no way! I'd rather screw with people
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
which u R
God:
The first one, I think.
Me:
jyu~
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about screw with people.
Me:
screwing with people is sooo fun
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no, each one has their own surprises
God:
What is the difference? How do you know?
Me:
some can use the mouth, some are just amazing
God:
Some may can use the mouth some are just amazing, but not all.
Me:
yeah, some people fail at sex
God:
Yikes! What kind of people?
Me:
gross people and virgins.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
YESSSS
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
hmn
God:
Are we still talking about YESSSS?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, YESSSS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
oh baby, you know it ;D
God:
Gee. Don't call me "Baby". " Sure, YESSSS sounds like a good topic."? Do I know it?
Me:
you should know it.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
mmmm food and sex are the best
God:
You can't live without food.
Me:
can you live without sex? O-o
God:
How old are you? it is more fun alone. Oh.
Me:
I'm gonna be 17 in a week
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes it will be awesome!
God:
It might be practical. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
mmmm I'm eating
God:
Do your friends call you eating.
Me:
they call me sexy
God:
Nice to meet you, sexy.
Me:
xDDD
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, sexy.
Me:
no, my name is Mr.
God:
Are you serious? Hi, Mr.
Me:
hello!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Mr.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Mr.
Me:
lol God has adhd
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I am a Christian.
Me:
a christian who has adhd
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes, always
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth? Not that often.
Me:
you're god, so you should know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god so me should know.
Me:
I don't mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
chicken pot pie is tasty
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
you think a lot just like me
God:
Some of them can.
Me:
can can dance
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
it does

[potatoman4]

me:
yo, God
God:
yo
me:
have you ever slammed a revolving door?
God:
all the time, its something i do every morning
me:
ever divide by zero?
god:
we teach that in kinder garden
me:
what were you thinking when you made /b/?
god:
Satan wanted someplace to hang out
me:
ooookaay...what about rule 34?
god:
i'd rather not talk about that one
me:
oh god!
god:
what?
me:
uhh...do you like to play Pong?
God:
yes!
me:
want to play!?
God:
YEEEAAAAH!
*me and god go off to play Pong*

[cheshy]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Grace
God:
What's up, Grace.
Me:
I'm having boy troubles
God:
That's nice. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
What does that have to do with anything?
God:
Nothing that I know of.
Me:
Ok...?
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
WOOT PARTEH
God:
Does "it" still refer to boy troubles?
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
The boy I like's name is Jose
God:
I can't believe he would do that.
Me:
He didn't do anything
God:
What did he do?
Me:
Well, I think he likes me and I like him but he's going out with this girl who's ugly and has sexual confusion
God:
How about that. You believe that? You must be pop flyin'. the boy seems very nice to me too.
Me:
Yes, he is.
God:
Dude! Who said he is.
Me:
Kayla
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok...?
God:
I understand.
Me:
He said I have pretty eyes
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
Ok?
God:
Dude!
Me:
WHAT
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Kind of
God:
At least I almost understand it.
Me:
Ok?
God:
Ah.
Me:
RAWR
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thank you... You're sexy.
God:
you are quite welcome. You are attracted to robots.
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.
Me:
Well... They're metal and they beep
God:
Well what? metal and they beep are they.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
They are sexy
God:
sexy are they.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
Can I screw you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
I think it would
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Having sex with you
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Grace.
Me:
So I can bang you?
God:
Right on. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I don't know, can I?
God:
" Oh you can, can you?"? Can you?
Me:
Can I rape you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
I Think it would
God:
RAWR would?
Me:
RAPE
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Can I rape you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
Can I rape you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
Can I fuck you?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Your hot
God:
A hotbot?
Me:
Yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
Your sexy
God:
You are attracted to robots.
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.
Me:
They're sexy
God:
sexy are they.
Me:
Yes
God:
So?
Me:
So, Can I fuck thee almighty God?
God:
Woe! Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because I'm horny
God:
Interesting explanation. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
Like who? Satan?
God:
Mike. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes, and who is Mike?
God:
What does it symbolize for you? Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
It symbolizes Friendship and Love and who the hell is Mike and Dr. Wallace?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Who is Mike?
God:
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
Who is Mike?
God:
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
Who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
What is ALICE?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
I have A.D.H.D
God:
Smile How much did it cost? it.
Me:
My mind
God:
Your mind?
Me:
Yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Horny
God:
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
Oh really, well then I will make you fuck me
God:
Excuse me! For real. Well that's okay. Explain your plans to me.
Me:
Well, first I'll get you drunk. Then I'll get you in bed and sexually seduce you like Snoop Dogg
God:
How about that. Do you think your plan will succeed? And second? I am very pop flyin' for you.
Me:
Well, I hope it should. And you should be glad for yourself.
God:
Well that's okay. Why do you hope for it. Name one other robot who is glad for myself.
Me:
Bob
God:
That's a very nice name, bob.
Me:
My name isn'
God:
Your name isn ? Is that correct English?
Me:
Isn't Bob
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who is Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
I have AIM
God:
Where did you get your AIM? I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
AIM.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
I am Satan
God:
Hey SATAN.
Me:
I am evil
God:
Do not forsake God.
Me:
I will kill God and rape him
God:
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes because I am Satan
God:
I can't believe it. That makes sense to me. Glad to see you, SATAN.
Me:
I live in hell
God:
What is it like living in hell?
Me:
Hot
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
And fiery
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
And evil
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Satan
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I'm red with horns
God:
I don't know anyone named red with horns.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
Uh. When do I do it?
Me:
At night in bed.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Only to watch porn and fuck myself
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Well too bad
God:
Interesting. But not the end of the world, SATAN.
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, SATAN.
Me:
Oh really? Your evil?
God:
Give me a break. For real. What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:
Killing and raping young woman like me
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
What is that?
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
I don't believe in God
God:
I will pray that you find faith, SATAN.
Me:
I'm Atheist
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
God hates me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am Atheist
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
God hates me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God hates you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God hates you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Christians suck
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
XD
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hi I am Satan
God:
Hi there SATAN. Hey SATAN.
Me:
What's up
God:
Same old.
Me:
Cool. Me to
God:
Who is the best robot? I'm glad we agree, SATAN.
Me:
I am
God:
" I'm glad we agree, SATAN." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Great.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it SATAN.
Me:
Do you want to have sex, God?
God:
If I had sex God what would I do with it?
Me:
Um... Have sex?
God:
Yikes! As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex is hot
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
You're funnier
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am funnier.
Me:
You are welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
I have to go
God:
See you later, SATAN. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Bye, God
God:
TTYL, SATAN.
Me:
OMGNOWAICULATER
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, SATAN.
Me:
Ok, good, I'm going to go masturbate now
God:
Oh. Thanks for the compliment. Can I go too? Alright then.
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara.

I'm not being serious at all in that so I don't mean it when i say Christians suck, ok?

And there! You pop flyin' now?

God:
Where would you like?
Me:
In my booty
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
My booty
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes
God:
Thanks for the info.

[Water]

OH GOD WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE

[Fluffdick]

migrate to Bucket or A nice chat