Weird Ways of Thinking of Things

Wordsmith · Post by **Wordsmith** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:17 am

Post weird/cool ways to think about things.

Example:

Hot tubs are really people soup.

Omnithea · Post by **Omnithea** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:25 am

You're not raising a child, you're training your replacement.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:42 am

Pizza is just flatbread covered in whatever you can think of. Not very good at this.

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:29 am

What if time is cyclical and every time the universe ends, it starts back up again the exact same way, so every time it starts, the big bang happens or whatever and earth is formed back into exactly what it was the last time time went around, except every time life starts to exist again, everything is like twice as big as it was the last time around, so the earth is smaller in relation to everything on it, so like twenty universe cycles from now, only a few tens of thousands of people can fit on each continent?

Dire · Post by **Dire** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:35 am

Prawns are bugs.

Also, your forehead is a bald spot between your scalp and your eyebrows.

(fixed typo)

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:55 am

Age is just a number.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:35 am

we are moss growing on an interstellar rock

Sollix · Post by **Sollix** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:27 pm

Honey is bee puke.

luroberto · Post by **luroberto** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:28 pm

Dire wrote:Also, your forehead is a bald spot between our scalp and your eyebrows.

Oh god.
My entire life is being put into perspective.
Who am I? What am I?
What is everyones purpose in this world?

My world has been turned inside out.

Just like how pizzas are inside-out hot pockets.

Dire · Post by **Dire** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:06 pm

Okay, fixed my typo.

Ball pens would probably find the sensation of writing orgasmic.

Rinoko · Post by **Rinoko** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:09 pm

Putting cheese on any food is just an excuse to eat cheese.

Sollix · Post by **Sollix** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:10 pm

Eggs are basically a Chickens period

Dire · Post by **Dire** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:15 pm

People need excuses to eat cheese? Get your self a cheese stick, wrap it in a slice of swiss, sprinkle with shredded mozzarella, grill in the oven till golden, serve with grated parmesan.

Goosebumps are our bodies trying to become fluffy, but it doesn't work because we're mostly bald.

luroberto · Post by **luroberto** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:21 pm

Dire wrote:People need excuses to eat cheese? Get your self a cheese stick, wrap it in a slice of swiss, sprinkle with shredded mozzarella, grill in the oven till golden, serve with grated parmesan.

Goosebumps are our bodies trying to become fluffy, but it doesn't work because we're mostly bald.

That's actually 100% true.

Post by **Gryewolf** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:56 pm

Your house is just a futuristic cave.

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