TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Kamak]

I'm sure.

"weren't you born with a normal penis?"

[luroberto]

I was bit by a radioactive Crab Louse.

[Gryewolf]

Send it to me! She'll never find it here.

No can do. I put it on my face for my squiward impressions so it's pretty important.

[D-vid]

I never get precum when I'm just fapping, only ever when I'm actually having sexy times.

[luroberto]

Oh jeeze I would pay to see that.
A giant dildo nose.

[Kamak]

I always knew Squidward was a dickface.

[Mete]

Speaking of which luro, because I don't remember anyone else here mentioning that they're uncut - does it make a difference to you if a guy is uncut in porn? Like, most western porn nowadays is made in the US so almost all the guys are cut so seeing porn where foreskin is being used to an advantage is a nice change, at least for me. Speaking from a straight perspective here.

[luroberto]

I couldn't really care less. Uncut ones can be unappealing if not taken care of, but that goes for every body part. I just want dicks in butts, that's where it's at.

[Mete]

Typically it doesn't make that much of a difference for me but I've found that when it comes to fellatio, cut dicks just don't compare.

[luroberto]

God daisies these boners. BRB.

[Gryewolf]

We were too much for Luro to handle.

[luroberto]

Well it's just all that I've been thinking about is precum and dicks. I amhot and bothered, time to do something about it.

[corsica]

i found i prefer cut ones to uncut ones, but if there's not a lot of foreskin i'm okay with it

dicks are just

great

[Mete]

Foreskin + tongue = ???

[hotb]

if you're cut where do you keep your keys I don't get it