TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[keegster2]

Home alone now it's time to jerk it out~

You are going to jerk off to Home Alone? You are strange... (Yes I know what you meant by Home Alone, I just wanted to make a joke.)

[luroberto]

I fucking hate it when my dog walks in, sits down and just stares at me during the act.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.

[keegster2]

I fucking hate it when my dog walks in, sits down and just stares at me.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.

Sometimes that happens when I'm going to the bathroom. BAD BOY, STOP STARING AT MY JUNK. (He most of the time tries to lick my junk.)

[Gryewolf]

I fucking hate it when my dog walks in, sits down and just stares at me during the act.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.

Time to get the peanut butter.
I'm sorry

[YCobb]

Can't you just close the door

[Galaxy Man]

I refuse to do anything of the sort with animals alone.

I wait for my cat to get done with the litterbox before I'll take a piss.



Though, that's because she's a ~*lady*~ and I respect her privacy.

[luroberto]

Can't you just close the door

Actually, no. My entire living area is all open for everyone to see. I could go to the bathroom, but the laptop gets bad reception there.

[Mete]

I refuse to do anything of the sort with animals alone.

I wait for my cat to get done with the litterbox before I'll take a piss.



Though, that's because she's a ~*lady*~ and I respect her privacy.

Meanwhile our boy cat sometimes hangs around in the shower room when someone's using it. Just sits at the other end of the room and watches the water.

[Nachalnik]

i went into the bathroom earlier and as soon as i opened the door my cat chloe ran in, climbed up the side of the shower and onto the mirror

i couldn't get her down and i didn't have time to and she watched me the whole time.....

the thing is as soon as i was finished she came down and when i went back into the bathroom a little while later she ran in again all excited

i wish i knew what's up with my cat

[TheStranger]

Animals are disgusting :/

[Exeres]

Humans aren't much better, considering the contents of this thread.

[TheStranger]

True, biological life is pretty gross across the board

[Mete]

Why haven't you transplanted your mind into an android body yet?

[Exeres]

Because I didn't ask for it.

[TheStranger]

Why haven't you transplanted your mind into an android body yet?

Not until they make one with decent genitals and the ability to get buzzed from alcohol