TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Valbrandur]

Man, where will I find my midget BDSM porn if this goes through?

I need to raise hell about this.

[Mete]

I would assume it refers to fetish stuff like BDSM as well as rough sex and the like.
Or it could refer to all porn, you never know with these people.

[Valbrandur]

These people would probably ban any porn where the dude is slamming it in along with choking etc.

[YCobb]

This is the second time now that the smell of my urine has been a major improvement in the school bathrooms

This school is just. Ugh. Both toilets had unflushed shit in them.

[Silver_Wolf]

Period, why you do this to me? Don't get cramps with I have nothing to drink. I can't take pills without something to drink.

[Cynical Slob]

This is the second time now that the smell of my urine has been a major improvement in the school bathrooms

This school is just. Ugh. Both toilets had unflushed shit in them.

our school bathrooms have no locks on the doors and about once a week this transvestite likes to wander in and talk on his phone in the cubicle

[luroberto]

he/she should just use it and leave. no one wants to hear you talk.

[Cynical Slob]

its probably one of those day-long-dumps

[luroberto]

Ohara those are great/terrible. It fluxuates throughout the day.

[scebboaliwiw]

Is it normal to be able to hear your ejaculation/orgasm?

[Galaxy Man]

uh

like

the noise you made

or did your downstairs make the noise

[Mr. Mander]

I would imagine it having that "Thwip" sound that Spider-Mans webs make

[Gryewolf]

Maybe you could just hear the screams.

[scebboaliwiw]

Make three quick exhalations with your nose with minimal pause in between and that's sort of what it sounded like.

[Blitz Walrus]

Did you hit something with it? Blow a hole in the roof? Break the bed posts?