TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[D-vid]

Sailor Moon is going to come visit from LA when she's done helping someone remodel their house.

When she comes up we are going to fuck like crazy

She apologized in advance for any scratch marks/bleeding that may occur when she comes up

What do you do with her hair? I can only imagine it getting in the way all the time.

[Reyo]

Luckily we can get my full from quotes.

[Silver_Wolf]

I never have to worry about being pregnant if I'm not getting my period. Never had sex.

You know who else never had sex?

Jesus' mother, Mary.

This just in: sex is the best way to not get pregnant

Fine! I've never had sex, never had artificial insemination, and I know I'm not the Mother of God/Antichrist.

[betrippin]

Sailor Moon is going to come visit from LA when she's done helping someone remodel their house.

When she comes up we are going to fuck like crazy

She apologized in advance for any scratch marks/bleeding that may occur when she comes up

What do you do with her hair? I can only imagine it getting in the way all the time.

What a great wordfilter

[SaintCrazy]

Fine! I've never had sex, never had artificial insemination, and I know I'm not the Mother of God/Antichrist.

What about alien chestbursters?

[Silver_Wolf]

Fine! I've never had sex, never had artificial insemination, and I know I'm not the Mother of God/Antichrist.

What about alien chestbursters?

That counts too? Well, shit.

[Mete]

In today's episode of "What the hell is it about feet", I have no idea how I stumbled across this thing.

[Cynical Slob]

Foot fetishists, man. Twice as enthusiastic than upstanding members of society, only less tas- weirder

[DoNotDelete]

What about foot-fetish-furries?

They do exist.

I have seen the pictures.

[Nachalnik]

i think the idea of having sex sounds really scary and i have no idea what you're actually meant to do and i don't know if that's normal or not

[Mete]

It's bound to be weird and awkward at first, I'd imagine.

[Kira]

depends on with whom.
But yeah it is.

[Sollix]

I hope i wont get my period today. Im all icky and drinking like mad and my belly is kinda crampy.
I have exams this week please body just wait till friday

[Madican]

It's bound to be weird and awkward at first, I'd imagine.

Grasp it firmly in your hand.

[Terraem]

My first time was fun, even though we were both a bit nervous.