TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Lotharu]

Waste doesn't come out in between the tiddies.

[TheStranger]

Lets face it, physical attraction is based on all kinds of weird things. Hell, sex itself is really a matter of putting our grossest body parts inside eachother. But it makes us feel REAL good, so we're willing to drive over our own mothers to get it.

[Madican]

Waste doesn't come out in between the tiddies.

The sweaty dollar bills my brother was handed from out of there as a cashier beg to differ.

[Kamak]

I prefer nice firm asses, none of that perfectly round sphere shit.

If I wanted a booty to look like a peach, I'd go to Georgia.

[Gryewolf]

THere's no shape, no form.
Bah.

[Tammerath]

ITT: Booty connoisseurs

They're both awesome to me

A nice rack and a well-formed pair of buttocks are things of beauty

[Trixi]

Boyfriend is more fond of butts than tiddies. Every time I wear skinny jeans he wants me to do twirls and show him and I get self-conscious every time because I have a large butt. Also any weight I gain goes to the hips and butt, which is annoying.

Guys round here are totally oblivious to the fact that girls like butts too. I rarely see any guys who wear clothes in a manner that lets you actually see the shape - everyone sags their pants, or wear sweats that don't do them any favours.

[DoNotDelete]

Waste doesn't come out in between the tiddies.

Speaking in evolutionary terms, milk is just modified sweat - so breasts/mammary glands are arguably just over-developed sweat glands.

How you feel about that is not for me to decide.

[Cynical Slob]

have you ever considered not being narcissistic

[Madican]

have you ever considered not being narcissistic

I do not think you know what this word means considering how you used it.

[Reyo]

Waste doesn't come out in between the tiddies.

Speaking in evolutionary terms, milk is just modified sweat - so breasts/mammary glands are arguably just over-developed sweat glands.

How you feel about that is not for me to decide.

Speaking in evolutionary terms, neither sweat nor milk are waste.

[Galaxy Man]

because I have a large butt.

listen, listen

there is absolutely nothing about this that is a bad thing

shit, i'm a guy, i'm trying to lose weight, but i'm trying to do it specifically in a way that keeps my sexy booty just as sexy.

you know what they say


"i enjoy large posteriors"


that's the saying

most people say it

[DoNotDelete]

Obligatory.

Waste doesn't come out in between the tiddies.

Speaking in evolutionary terms, milk is just modified sweat - so breasts/mammary glands are arguably just over-developed sweat glands.

How you feel about that is not for me to decide.

Speaking in evolutionary terms, neither sweat nor milk are waste.

I didn't say that either sweat or milk were waste products; I was making an informative statement.

I also didn't say that I don't like mammary glands - just in case you're going to get your pantaloons in a twist about that.

have you ever considered not being narcissistic

I do not think you know what this word means considering how you used it.

Maybe he meant pessimistic? But that doesn't really fit into the context of the conversation either.

[Sollix]

Most of the virls i know have really nice asses.

As such, im a booty kinda person.

And dvid

he has a girly butt

[D-vid]

I like nice butts too, so yeah.