Double Bacon Whopper Mafia! MAFIA WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[Reyo]

Let's see...

b = 2
u = 20
t = 19
t = 19
s = 18

Add those up and you get 78.
Multiply that by 4 and you get 312...312...what is that...a time? A TIME!

It can either be 3:12 am or 3:12 pm, but given military time, and the fact that the mafia acts at night it makes more sense to say 3:12 am.

At 3:12 am the mafia will claim their next victim!!

But who...?

3:12 is also 1512 in military time, which could also be a year...what happened in 1512?
Well, nothing much, or at least not on August 7th: http://www.historyorb.com/events/date/1512
A less in 312: http://www.historyorb.com/date/312

Maybe it's a date!
March 12!

So obviously the next person on their hitlist is whoever has the closest birthday to March 12 and it will occur at 3:12 am!!

Quick, when was everyone born!?

[The Idiotic Oracle]

december 21st!!

holy shit this fake codebreaking is hilarious


also anybody else have any night adventures to report?

like getting kidnapped by the BLT or anything? since there are three members, and only one is bad at interrogations, so that leaves 2 possible successful kidnaps per night.

[Mr.Fuzznut]

June 22, I'm safe, I think.

[Darkin]

Reyo, have I ever let you know that I love you? Cus I do.

[Reyo]

Apparently I was tied up, but slept through the whole episode and didn't realize it until just 5 minutes ago.

That's what I get for becoming addicted to Nyquil as a form of sleep aid.

Also my anal sphincter is sore, but that's just a coincidence I'm sure...

Reyo, have I ever let you know that I love you? Cus I do.

<3

[Cori]

My birthday is August 28th, I think I'm safe for now!

But who could have sent that cryptic and important message? We must find the person who is the most obsessed with butts!

[Superior Bacon]

oh wow i totally forgot this existed oops

but dang a power role on night one? that sucks

[SaintCrazy]

I could think of a lot of people on this forum who are obsessed with butts...

So Reyo, you didn't see anything weird after you noticed being tied up? Like it was bodaciously one sec you're minding your own business, the next you wake up tied to a chair?

[Mr.Fuzznut]

Well, if Reyo was tied up, then whoever did it was the Vigilante.

[Reyo]

I noticed the faintest smell of lilacs, and heard the Olympics on in the next room over. Every now and then I'd hear accusations that someone named "Ref" was using illicit drugs. Whenever he came in to visit with me he'd remind me that he was in charge and that I have a sexually adventurous maternal influence. I couldn't give him much given my inebriation, but he did ask several questions pertaining to where I worked, where my allegiance lies, and whether or not my sister was seeing anyone.

As for anything of use, the same omnipotent force that informed me of my capture hinted it was most likely the vig, so I'll believe it.

Hopefully he'll have seen I'm innocent.

[Guyperson]

Guys I'm not dead, I just have severe burns and need skin replacements. And since eating bacon is illegal, guess whose new skin is gonna be delicious!
Avenge meeeeeeee...

[Reyo]

AHH! ZOMBIE!

Though srsly, we gonna no lynch, random lynch, or what?

[Mr.Fuzznut]

But if we lynch right now, we have a high probability of hitting town, but if we don't one of the mafias get a definite kill. Decisions, decisions...

[The Idiotic Oracle]

how many members of the mafia even are there??

[Kamak]

For the record, there are 3 "real" mafia, 8 vegetarians, and 1 Kevin Bacon (who loses if mafia is wiped out, regardless of whether he's alive).

There are 12 people alive, so a majority of 7 needs to be reached to lynch.

EDIT: Nevermind, I'm a dumbass who can't count so there's 1 less person (so 7 vegetarians).

A lynch will be made with a majority of 6.