Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!

[Dire]

Okay Marc, one Wanker's apple pie: with cream and ice cream.



I'm gonna take a break now. While on break I think I'll have an iced coffee- no cream, and a fresh cream filled lamington.

[Sollix]

Excellent! But I must give my first compliments to the waitstaff :wink:

I make the best goddamn muffins. Dire just knows how to draw them right.

[The Willow Witch]

*ring* *ring*

Hello this is a message from your Manager.
If I don't see any action in my cafe when I come back I'm personally revoking everyone's cute maid dresses.
We need more action people! I've been gone for a week and you've all been sitting around and making funny noises (besides Dire and Angel).

We need customers people! Wheres my menu, wheres my entertainment, why are the bouncers not sitting around shirtless and dancing to cool beats?

If you guys let the hippo diner get more customers and attention then us I'll be very ashamed.

*click*

[vealin99]

We haven't been getting much service either

[Taruta]

The Willow Witch Thrust (A shake, though I'm not sure what it'll be made of)

...

I'll accept this challenge!

...With a french toast muffin please.

I placed an order and I'm still awaiting for this.

[BurntToShreds]

I would like some blueberry muffins, please.

[Syobon]

why are the bouncers not sitting around shirtless and dancing to cool beats?

We don't have a ghettoblaster to produce said fresh beats.

[Wry Bread]

Well... You could always ask Marcato if he'll dole out some fresh jazzy tunes for you.

[Dire]

Here's your goddam music!

[Madican]

[BurntToShreds]

I am waiting for my blueberry muffins.

[Rinoko]

Well... You could always ask Marcato if he'll dole out some fresh jazzy tunes for you.

Are you

asking me to work for these people? ;_;

[Wry Bread]

Oh, well, I mean, uh

You know

You are handy with a trumpet???

[BurntToShreds]

Here you go sir, I assure you, they're delicious, despite their appearence~
And don't eat the bow it's not edible.

Okay. I will just put the bow on my dog when I get home. :3

[Syobon]

Yesssss