Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!

[Wry Bread]

I did ask for one a few days ago buuuut I think everyone was too busy.

[Madican]

I'd rather not work with a creature who sprays shit at the slightest provocation.

[Madican]

We can call the police if it's done again.

Though I am a very good janitor, so it wouldn't really matter much either way. These tendrils can all hold cleaning implements. Alternatively I put it all in my shadow and then sneak a tendril over there to dump in their trash can.

[BurntToShreds]

[Walks in and takes a seat by the window.]

I would like a cruller and a cup of coffee, 1 cream 1 sugar.

[The Willow Witch]

this is truly terrifying.

Madican-chan the janitor! Dont touch the tendrils, I swear to god you wont get that hand back.

[vealin99]

Jesus Christ how horrifying

[Tetrunes]

What can I get you, you shirtless man~

[Madican]

That is fantastic Willow, I will be the most terrifying janitor ever.

[BurntToShreds]

What can I get you, you shirtless man~

A cruller and a cup of coffee, 1 cream 1 sugar please.

[Dire]

Holy crap, this thread just sploded!

Also, up until last night I had a drawing of all the orders, including the mind fuck.
I just didn't finish the colour in case someone else wanted to draw them.

So, any orders not claimed in the next 12 hours are mine. There. Hold on to your arses, patrons. I am gonna stuff your mouths with so much kawaii you will cry

[The Willow Witch]

Who the fuck cut out the power.

[Rinoko]

I blame Madican. He smiled at us creepily and Sand Hippo Diner went kaput.

[Madican]

I did nothing.

[The Willow Witch]

Did anyone see the fuse boxes?

[betrippin]

oh is THAT what those are? I used them as string to fix a tear in my dress