The Dating Stories/Progress thread

[TheStranger]

It'll kill you if prepared incorrectly?

[Kamak]

When it gets old it turns an off color and begins to smell a smell that seeps into every part of your house?

[frostedflake]

I am glad that we have discovered the ideal food equivalent of dating. time well spent, team.

[Vax]

Oh dear I like you already

[Reyo]

Frostedflake...

...run!

[Kamak]

Once you go Vax

You become Traumatized.

[Exeres]

Once you go Vax

You become Traumatized.

Here's a sigquote if I ever saw one.

[Nachalnik]

the guy i think i really like is named dave and he's a little older than me and he lives in wales.

i don't know what it is i think i like about him but i think about him a lot and i really miss him when he goes to work for some reason.

[frostedflake]

per Vax, I already have my 80's jogging garb on.

And as for nachalnik and 'dave', you just need to know how much age separation is too much, as I think this thread has beat over the head. Other than that, if you are seeking approval from the internet, the only approval you really need comes from your heart.
And if you are seeking motivation: I believe in you! If he makes you feel wonderful, then let him know that!
Counter advice: there is a time and place for everything. You need to move at a pace that makes you feel comfortable, and I'm sure 'Dave' will be comfortable too.

[Spoony]

the only approval you really need comes from your heart.

[Vax]

You always know what to say spoony-sama-hama-san-chan

[Reyo]

Cute girl at Subway I'm fairly certain is interested in me. We always manage to make small talk when I come in while she's working, but it's almost always an effort to keep spaghetti from getting everywhere.

Guise I still don't know how to dating life.

Guise.

Guise wat do halp?!

[TheStranger]

Well, what you do is, you ask her if she wants to get coffee or something after work. And then you talk to her like an actual human being who you may or may not develop a deeper relationship with.

Also, spaghetti? The hell kind of Subway do you eat at?

[hotb]

It's slang originated from a silly story where a guy gets super nervous talking to a gril and spills the spaghetti in his pockets

[TheStranger]

Why did he have spaghetti in his pockets?