The (LOW NIPPLES MACGUILCUTTY) Christmas Thread

[Exeres]

I still don't celebrate anything but Festivus.

I need to find a Festivus pole.

[Zang]

I've never understood why American Thanksgiving was in November. Is it because you guys have a longer growing season than Canada?

I never understood why canada decided to rip off our holiday

what is your DEAL?

[scebboaliwiw]

I'm sure I've already said something like this but
"Hmm, (subject) seems slightly interesting"
Get tons of (subject) stuff the next few years.

[hotb]

I've never understood why American Thanksgiving was in November. Is it because you guys have a longer growing season than Canada?

I never understood why canada decided to rip off our holiday

what is your DEAL?

please return your christian holidays and exit through the door to the left

[Zang]

please return your christian holidays and exit through the door to the left

>implying christmas isn't traditionally a christian holiday

lolwat

[Exeres]

Is there where some smartass appears that tells everyone that Christmas was a pagan holiday that got hijacked by the church?

[hotb]

please return your christian holidays and exit through the door to the left

>implying christmas isn't traditionally a christian holiday

lolwat

sorry I didn't realise americans invented christianity

[Zang]

sorry I didn't realise americans invented christianity

I never even slightly suggested that they did.

You're trying too hard bro.

[Shad]

So are you.

Get back to an intelligent discussion, kids.

[Exeres]

Christmas was a pagan holiday that got hijacked by the church

Does this count?

[shazza]

Almost every holiday was originally on another date, but the Church "overwrote" pagan holidays of similar type to try to convert the pagans who didn't want to give up their festival days.

[Spoony]

SANTA DISCUSSION RESUMES OR EVERYBODY IS BANNED

[shazza]

I have no idea what I want for Christmas D: I don't need clothes, I have a brand new computer with two brand new monitors, I have all the game systems I want currently, almost all the games I want currently, far too many clothes, a very nice phone that is not even a year old yet...

bodaciously the only things I can think of that I need is a new desk and maybe a mod for my car??

[Blitz Walrus]

I'm the nerdiest guy in my family by a long shot so my aunts n' uncles ask me what my cousins'd like and I usually end up doing most of the christmas shopping. Dunno why, but I have a lot of fun running about getting stuff for everybody.

[creakyAccordion]

My mom said she wants to get me a new accordion for christmas

daisies that'd be great