Halloween: where everyone is a slut. EVERYONE.

[BurntToShreds]

I'm back.
Honestly, in my neighborhood, it's not worth going ttrick or treating. For one thing, there are too few houses giving out candy; it's a lot of footwork for little reward. Another thing is that there are a lot of people that come into the neighborhood from other places. And I mean a LOT of people. I think it's because their neighborhoods are less safe.

So I don't think I'll be trick or treating next year.

[Sammich Monster]

Ohmygoodness I just realized
People are gonna be selling candy pumpkins at crazy low prices soon
Now please excuse me as I eat all of them and become super-obese

[Superior Bacon]

Bacon, you are an everlasting badass spiraling forever in the cold, sheen of your mirrored aviators.

seriously though, I just see more bacon taking photos of bacon.


Of course right when I say this, Superstition by Stevie Wonder starts playing.

Just to emphasize the level of badassery you emit from your being. You inspire i-pods to play strut music

bipches cant handle my badass

or my recursion

[Alexandy13]

Halloween story.

So, nobody told us that the neighborhood me and my family just moved into is the neighborhood everybody takes their kids too for trick or treating because our neighborhood is so nice

So, while I left my mom to hold down the fort while I volunteer at a party and the community center, (+20 Karma) she got through 5 bags worth of kids at out door, and she was givin' the candy out one piece at a time, by the time I asked to be picked up, and most of these kids weren't even in costume, they were just ghetto-booty kids going from house to house asking for candy. I'll tell you what, if we're still around here by next year, that shit will not fly. You either get in a costume or you get an apple or something.

And no, I was not in costume at the party, but I earned my candy this year, so shut up.

[Sammich Monster]

Man I don't even get that. Halloween is about dressing up to impress, getting candy and being festive. Not just getting free candy. My cousins didn't dress up this year and still went house to house.

If they did that around me I'd punch all three of them in the face

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

they were just ghetto-booty kids going from house to house asking for candy

I'll tell you what, if we're still around here by next year, that shit will not fly. You either get in a costume or you get an apple or something.

im pretty pro at this ghetto thing gais

[Madican]

Problem with that is if they get an apple you're liable to get stuff done to your house. We've had decorations stolen from ours before.

Also haven't seen a single costume yet. Just a crowd of people who came from the Section 8 apartments with backpacks.

[Valbrandur]

Curse the youth, who are so uncouth.

They approach my building, without even flinching.

They ask in a horrible way, their words not something you should say.

Oh, their words are so vile, I wish I could throw them into the Nile.

[Sammich Monster]

There once were some kids from the block
Whom around the division they'd walk
They had no costumes
People all left in fumes
And we all wish that they'd suck a cock

[Doormaster]

When did people start driving their kids around to trick or treat

My brother and I always had to walk

[Madican]

The hordes have nearly devoured two giant bags of candy in one hour. We're closing up at eight.

[Sammich Monster]

And then Madican lived in the Pacific time zone

[Madican]

Is best timezone.

[Sammich Monster]

So how is it in California/Oregon/Washington/Nevada/Idaho

[Madican]

Slightly chilly with a high chance of assholes lacking costumes over twenty.