Smells like Yule - Seasonal Espionage: Second Strike

[Spoony]

Oh, then what's the problem geez

I said before that we're blasting off in a week

don't you fuckers read anything

[Gryewolf]

Don't kill the messenger.

[Spoony]

kill everyone

forever

[Tatzel]

But uncle spoony, reading is so hard and exhausting

[Madican]

the fuck is black friday goddamn

The Friday after Thanksgiving when stores open their doors way earlier than usual with huge discounts on various things. The problem lies in the fact that crowds of people camp out overnight to secure those deals and generally give zero fucks about things like basic human courtesy. As soon as those doors open they stampede and don't care if one of their own or an employee is in the way. They're getting that giant television even if they need to draw blood for it.

It's disgusting. Multiple videos of the horde appear on Youtube afterwards.

[Spoony]

But uncle spoony, reading is so hard and exhausting

Bitch who said you could speak, fuck

The Friday after Thanksgiving when stores open their doors way earlier than usual with huge discounts on various things. The problem lies in the fact that crowds of people camp out overnight to secure those deals and generally give zero fucks about things like basic human courtesy. As soon as those doors open they stampede and don't care if one of their own or an employee is in the way. They're getting that giant television even if they need to draw blood for it.

It's disgusting. Multiple videos of the horde appear on Youtube afterwards.

Country of the year all years

[Tatzel]

Bitch who said you could speak, fuck

The tape came off and I thought I might use my newfound freedom


(it's making me laugh how it looks as if your avatar is looking down at my posts with disbelief)

[Spoony]

his madness reflect my madness

and how mad I am at you

for that thing you did

which was bad

[Tatzel]

You don't even know what I did, do you

the worst

[scebboaliwiw]

the fuck is black friday goddamn

The Friday after Thanksgiving when stores open their doors way earlier than usual with huge discounts on various things. The problem lies in the fact that crowds of people camp out overnight to secure those deals and generally give zero fucks about things like basic human courtesy. As soon as those doors open they stampede and don't care if one of their own or an employee is in the way. They're getting that giant television even if they need to draw blood for it.

It's disgusting. Multiple videos of the horde appear on Youtube afterwards.

Maybe I'll go Wal-mart on black friday and butter up the floors.

[Madican]

the fuck is black friday goddamn

The Friday after Thanksgiving when stores open their doors way earlier than usual with huge discounts on various things. The problem lies in the fact that crowds of people camp out overnight to secure those deals and generally give zero fucks about things like basic human courtesy. As soon as those doors open they stampede and don't care if one of their own or an employee is in the way. They're getting that giant television even if they need to draw blood for it.

It's disgusting. Multiple videos of the horde appear on Youtube afterwards.

Maybe I'll go Wal-mart on black friday and butter up the floors.

All you'd really do is cause people to use the fallen as stepping stones. One year they actually broke down the doors to get inside, throwing back the seasonal employees who had been given the task of keeping them in check. One of them died, all were trampled.

[Shad]

And I think to myself,
“What a wonderful world”

[Snarf]

Christmas no longer gives me pop flyin' mental pictures now all I envision is thousands of shoppers asking me for things over and over again and not using a lick of common sense or logic and then yelling at me when the smallest thing goes wrong. These visions have haunted my mind for the last 6 going on 7 Christmas seasons. I seriously have nightmares involving working customer service. People are just that fucking bad when it comes to the holidays. When you are willing to hurt someone or even kill someone to save some cheddar then there is no hiding the fact that people are selfish assholes.

Oh god I am depressed again.

Where are my booze?

[[Citation Needed]]

Where are my booze?

Not for sale on Sundays in superbaptist southeastern Kentucky, that's where.

which I really don't get, to be honest.

Everyone is allowed to get piss drunk on any other day of the week (or even buy the alcohol on Saturday and get piss drunk on Sunday), but the act of buying alcohol on Sunday IS A GRAVE SIN.


yeah this is off topic but whatever today is Sunday

[Terraem]

silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
Slider: Yea
silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
Slider: Holy shit.
silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me cheddar through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
Slider: Omg you dumb shit!
Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
silic0nsilence: Yeah..
silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..

Relevant.