Smells like Yule - Seasonal Espionage: Second Strike

[Gryewolf]

So some of the less fortunate the poor folk Have time to save up for something nice.

[Spoony]

why the fuck did you start this thread so goddamn early spoony

FUCKIN PEOPLE KEPT GETTING ON MY CASE AND SHIT

"FUCKIN HERP DERP SPOONY WHEN THE FUCK IS SECRET SANTA HAPPENING BLUHH NUHHHH BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

AS I RECALL, AMONG THEM WAS YOU LOLI

[Doormaster]

Feel free to make something (so long as you didn't excrete it),

Well I'm out of ideas

[Spoony]

Nobody likes my excretions chin

no matter how pretty they are when I bottle them

[Doormaster]

Have you tried putting a bow on it

[Spoony]

I know what I'm sending out for this

[corsica]

i never said that

worst father

already getting alzheimer's

[hotb]

Yeah it should depend on how heavy the package is.

stuff is not as heavy as you think

I mean what are you buying? bricks?

[Gryewolf]

You ruined the surprise.

[Stranaton]

can we get our person assigned before black friday? would be nice if you could.

[Gryewolf]

Oh yeah, that would be pretty nice.
"Sorry for the blood, I had to kill three people to get this for you, enjoy."

[Spoony]

the fuck is black friday goddamn

[Gryewolf]

It's a day where just about everything goes on sale.
Down here, I think, a pregnant lady was trampled to death because she fell when a crowd a people rushed in.
And old man too.

[Spoony]

land of the free

[Gryewolf]

It's the 25th of this month, btw.