The Kirby Series Sucks (lawl original)

Rinoko · Post by **Rinoko** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:58 am

Wordsmith wrote:I want a new Kirby Air Ride

But no races, only the city trial

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:49 am

Grand theft kirby?

Taruta · Post by **Taruta** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:08 am

I love all the kirby games, each one brings in a new gameplay mode which I find awesome and keeps the series fresh. I have yet to play Dreamland 2 and 3 but I want them so badly cause of the partners. Also, in terms of best, I say Super Star Ultra is the best game of the series, so many powers and gameplay modes and has a tough as balls True Arena mode.

Post by **Shad** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:52 am

NDividedByZero wrote:My friends and I made an entire mythos of Kirby's origin, three spin-off games featuring the Dreamland citizens' perspectives in which Kirby is an evil and omnipotent cruel de facto ruler and destroyer of all

well when kirby eats a monster, the monster respawns offscreen
so technically he doesn't kill anyone

Lordy · Post by **Lordy** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:22 pm

Clones. Clones are the only answer.

Nap1000 · Post by **Nap1000** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:29 pm

Or Dedede is being cruel and sending more Waddle Dees to their certain doom.

That sadistic penguin...

NDividedByZero · Post by **NDividedByZero** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:57 pm

But how does that explain when Kirby keeps an enemy in his mouth, goes off-screen, returns to the place he swallowed the enemy and then there's another same enemy there?

Will-Billy · Post by **Will-Billy** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:39 am

what happens if kirby eats a ditto?

Galaxy Man · Post by **Galaxy Man** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:47 am

Bandanna Dee is like my main forever always.

Seriously.

Waddle Dees are disturbingly great normally but wait now I get to play as the guy from Revenge of the King?

fuck yes all of my cheddar, take it nintendo, take it please

Kazer Tazer · Post by **Kazer Tazer** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:52 am

Wordsmith wrote:I want a new Kirby Air Ride

But no races, only the city trial

Oh shit yes.

I played that game with my best friend and his little brother all the time.
One of us would have the fucking viny car thing and be up on this midair tower, and the other two would have flying cars and try to stay up there as long as we could (gliding around is okay).

It was up to the viny guy to knock us the fuck off.

YCobb · Post by **YCobb** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:55 pm

My sister bought Kirby Air Ride the day before heading off to college a week ago

I can't imagine she's attended a single class.

Etank88 · Post by **Etank88** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:52 am

Wordsmith wrote:I want a new Kirby Air Ride

But no races, only the city trial

I have had many dreams about "Kirby Air Ride 2: Dreamland Derby" Where it had Wifi 4 player City Trial and as soon as the wii connected to the internet I woke up :sadnessmountain:

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:56 am

Will-Billy wrote:what happens if kirby eats a ditto?

Fuck you that's what happens

Fluffdick · Post by **Fluffdick** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:45 am

Will-Billy wrote:what happens if kirby eats a ditto?

He gets ditto's powers.

Liraxus · Post by **Liraxus** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:52 am

What happens if Kirby sucks up a dick?

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