EPIC BATTLE THREAD

[John Craft]

I'm going to motherfucking slaughter you.
Devidax, you with me ? Take some nails and some hammers 'cause we're gonna go all Jesus on him !

[Exeres]

Too bad there's this whole Atlantic Ocean between us. You mad?

[Dedivax]

HAS SOMEONE SEEN MY DRAGON DILDO?

[John Craft]

Oh, maybe you're far
but I doubt your daughter feels as safe as you do...
I'll send you a finger
when I'm done slicing her legs...

[Dedivax]

I think I'm going to beat you to death... with your own motherfucking corpse (Wierd Time Shit, don't ask)

[Exeres]

This promises to be an epic battle.

Oh wait, no it doesn't. America vs. Italy/France? PFFFFFFFFT.

[John Craft]

Right, America, because your last wars were such successes, right ?
And I've still got your daughter

[Exeres]

IF WE CAN'T WIN THE WAR WE'LL JUST KEEP DUMPING cheddar INTO OUR MILITARY BUDGET UNTIL WE DO WIN.

AND I HAVE NO DAUGHTER.

[John Craft]

... what do you mean you don't have a daughter ?
Hah, very funny ! IF you don't have any daughter, dear man, then who would be that girl that's bleeding to death on my home-made operation table, mmmh ?

[Dedivax]

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I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse...
And John can bring those freaky-booty snail food things, as a deterrent or something

[John Craft]

I'm gonna bring him
And snails aren't that bad

[Exeres]

Your move, Eurofags.

[John Craft]

I guess conquering a whole continent for the love of one girl was less badass and awesome than whining how painful it was to shoot a gun in a foreign country, right ?

[Exeres]

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how crazy awesome I am.

[D-vid]

I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of me being Sean Connery.

Fixed?