Confessions

[Shad]

I MUST KNOW
EVERYTHING

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

I was pming spoony that he needs to stop sucking so much dicks everyday


im concerned about the millions of std's he's contracted

[Spoony]

UNGH UNGH UNGH THAT'S TOO MANY BONERS

[Shad]

ARE YOU HAVING ANOTHER TEA PARTY WITH Bunyip, SPOONY

ARE YOU

[Spoony]

I JUST

NEED THE TEA

SO I CAN GET THROUGH THE DAY

[Shad]

You're addicted, Spoony

You're only hurting yourself

Drinking tea

All the time

You NEED to stop

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

my tea brings all the boys to the yard

in az, they're better then yours

[Spoony]

pshhh, it's not like it's a problem, or anything

it's only weirdos that have problems like that

I'm totally still operating at a normal level

everything's cool, I'm in a good place right now

you wouldn't understand

[Shad]

Stop lying to yourself oh my god

[Spoony]

First you tell me my helmet's gay

then you laugh at my stupid weaboo faggot glasses

now this

maybe you're the one lying, Great Handsome Oppressor

[Shad]

I just didn't want to admit I cared for someone like you

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

You guys make the best slashfics

[Shad]

UNDERSTAND MY HEART, SPOONY

[Spoony]

WHY DID YOU THINK I BOUGHT PLATE ARMOUR Great Handsome Oppressor



NOT TO PROTECT MY HEAD

TO PROTECT MY HEART

[Shad]

THAT'S NOT PROTECTION, SPOONY

THAT'S ISOLATION

YOU'LL ONLY MANAGE TO HURT YOURSELF BY JAILING YOUR HEART AWAY