Confessions

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:21 pm

Sometimes I make stuff up in internet forums to seem like I'm cool to other internet peoples.

Like this one time, I actually beat Desert Bus. That was pretty boss. I got a national award and recognition from president Zombie Reagan and stuff. Though it's easily, like, the 28th most impressive thing I've done.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:28 pm

I miss you def

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:24 pm

I'm not very religious but I find the image of Mother Mary to be comforting.

Stranaton · Post by **Stranaton** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:08 am

Nachalnik wrote:I love pissing Neo-Nazis wannabes off by constantly correcting them on their shitty knowledge of World War 2 and Nazi Germany.

AWWW YEAH

I see no problem with this.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:20 am

Back when I was dating my ex, I kinda sorta broke her couch

(Don't worry, they know)

Apparently not all couches are for jumping onto

Stranaton · Post by **Stranaton** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:17 am

Clyve wrote:I broke a school lunch table in half freshman year.

PROOF. SEND IN THE SWAT TEAMS.

Nefarious Bear · Post by **Nefarious Bear** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:25 am

Clyve are you a dude or a dudette?

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:13 am

I KICKED IN A FUCKING DOOR AT CAMP WHEN I WAS 10.

LIKE, BROKE IT WITH MY FUCKING FOOT.

I ACTUALLY DID NOT MAKE THAT UP.

Seriously, at the end of the session we were being given custom awards from our counselors, and I got the "Future Placekicker" award.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:I miss you def

I miss me too.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:47 am

Clyve wrote: I am incapable of screaming.

Man I feel the same way. I've tried but my throat gives out before I can hit anything like a scream.

Clyve wrote:Sometimes being mulatto makes me uncertain of who I am. I don't feel like I belong on either side and neither of them will ever fully accept me.

Mulatto bros
o/

You belong to the Human race. Try thinking of it like that.

Defenestrator 2.0 wrote:
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:I miss you def
I miss me too.

I MISS YOU MORE.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:50 am

You belong to the Human race. Try thinking of it like that.

Speaking of, I went to a website once that reminded people that the Egyptians who built the pyramids, the Romans who conquered most of the civilized worlds, and the assholes who cut you off on the road all have the same capabilities and belong to the same species. It kind of opened my eyes a bit.

If the website hadn't continued to explain that secret lizard aliens called Anunanki control every function of our government it might have changed my life.

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:17 am

How dare you slander the good name of our amphibian overlords.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:24 am

>implying lizards are amphibians

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:25 am

>Implying I hadn't forgotten the word "reptilian" and sat for a full five minutes before just posting a guess

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:26 am

Pfffft.

Post by **Vax** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:58 am

Woah shit
Bunyip we should now greenlight the mulatto alliance.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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