COMIC IDEAS

[Omnithea]

Will it Vend?/Vend It Like Rotom:
Trainer Katie has Rotom merge with Vending Machine for free drinks on demand.
Rotom used Lemonade. It was Super Refreshing.

Pwniard/Slip, Trip, IV Drip:
Trainer Katie wanders through tall grass. Trips and falls over holding stump of a leg. We look back to see she's stumbled over a sleeping Pawniard.

Scram, Scat:
Crunch, crunch.
Carracosta's Quick Claw let it move first!!
Trainer Katie frowns at her Pokemon.
"You ate it again, didn't you?"
Carracosta looks down in shame.
"I am so tired of spending my weekends sifting through turtle poop."

Shell Shock:
Carracosta uses Shell Break, revealing sleek muscled body. Katie averts her eyes.

Shellack/Don't Fuckle With Shuckle:
Shuckle uses Shell Break. Red berry juice gets everywhere.

[Barabba]

Futility Belt:
Trainer Katie encounters Team Plasma Grunt in Dragonspiral Tower.
KATIE: "Wow this tower is tall."
GRUNT: "Yeah, I know we're way high up..."
Katie pushes Grunt but catches him by belt before he falls. Grunt gets wide eyed and scared at the smiling Katie.
KATIE: "Can't catch 'em all."
Click. Belt comes undone with Pokeballs attached.

[Numberplay]

Futility Belt:
Trainer Katie encounters Team Plasma Grunt in Dragonspiral Tower.
KATIE: "Wow this tower is tall."
GRUNT: "Yeah, I know we're way high up..."
Katie pushes Grunt but catches him by belt before he falls. Grunt gets wide eyed and scared at the smiling Katie.
KATIE: "Can't catch 'em all."
Click. Belt comes undone with Pokeballs attached.

OMG YES! do it!

[Mageinta]

Pick a support relationship in any fire emblem game.
Have their support partner go in a completely different direction.
Sadfaces, "Please Stay", "YOU MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON!"

[Omnithea]

Leave Me to Die:
Crossing Katie shakes tree. Watches leaves fall. Leaves turn into weight bench, dishwasher, etc midair as Katie runs for her life.

Fruitease/Pear With It:
Crossing Katie finds the signature fruit of her town. It turns out to be *subjectively unbearable tasting fruit*.
"I'm going to starve."

Bell Tolls:
We get to see Crossing Katie's photo ID. Her eye is swollen from bee stings.
"Well that's 500 bells well spent."

[AwkwardSkeleton]

Thinking Sinking/Fellipper:
Katie is having water battle. Sends out Pelipper. Pelipper uses Steel Wing. Sinks into ocean from added weight.
Computer Hackles:
Katie catches Rotom. Rotom is sent to PC. Terrorizes people at pokemon center.
Pick Up Shtick:
Olimar finds a fire geyser. Goes back to onion for red pikmin. Finds clogged drain. Goes back to onion for blue pikmin. Finds high ground. Goes back for yellows. Finds poison gas. Goes back for whites. Olimar thinks now that he has 5 of every kind of pikmin, he doesnt need to go back to base anymore. Sees treasure weighing 25. Hits head on rock repeatedly.
Spore Intelligence:
Olimar finds mushroom treasure. Picks up with Pikmin. Pikmin get shroomed and start chasing Olimar.
Abrogated/Time on His Hands:
Fi tells Link that he needs to find another gate of time after the one in Desert is destroyed. Link says "Why can't we just bring over a Timeshift Stone to repair the gate?" Next panel shows Zelda saying "Already?" to Link. Alternative Ending: Fi says "Ummmm, you just can't."
Broken Link:
Pipit asks Link where he got his bow. Link says that there was an invisible ship in the middle of the desert and he had to fight a robot pirate with his talking sword for it. Next panel shows Link in padded cell.
More Pokemnemonics:
Ground 2x Electric: Live wires are supposed to be grounded.
Ghost 2x Ghost: The only thing a ghost is scared of is another ghost.
Water 2x Ground: 70% of the earth is covered by water.
Dark 1/2x Rock: Have you ever tried to bite a rock?

[Omnithea]

Rock Polish:
Trainer Katie finds Gems in cave. Walks away wondering who took the time to polish and cut them. Behind her a Drilbur looks angry.

Taguel, You're It:
We meet Panne's children from the future. The entire litter. Possibly show overburdened husband.

Smash Man:
Mega Man defeats other Brawlers. Walks away carrying Hookshot, FLUDD, Hammer, etc.

Throw It Back:
Villager catches fish and makes terrible jokes. Caught Black Bass, lot of class, etc. Villager catches Sucker, what a Mother Fucker.

Shallow How:
Blathers examine fossils brought to him by Villager.
BLATHERS: "How deep did you find these?"
VILLAGER: "About three inches, why?"
BLATHERS: "That would indicated death a mere...two weeks ago..."
We pan out to see village overrun by herd of dinosaurs.
Alternatively we see see some 65 million years ago the death of the laziest dinosaurs ever.

Bootiful/Aboot Face:
Villager fishes, catches a boot. A Hover Boot/Iron Boot.

Fits:
Wii Fit Trainer arrives to battle. Everyone gets reminded about how much they've shirked off on their physical fitness. Wario cries. Kirby throws away cake. Dedede sucks it in, etc.

Kind of a Two:
Single panel image of Link and Villager holding hands and catching bugs with their nets. Possibly two panels showing Mega Man using two hands while Samus fumbles with gun hand.

Rare End To Go:
Trainer Katie enters Battle Subway/other challenge.
"For this challenge all Pokemon will be raised to level 50."
"Wow, how do you do that? Rare Candies?"
Holds up pill.
"Rare Suppositories."

Fits and Starts:
FIT: "Maybe if you kept up with your exercise regime, you could fight in something more slimming."
PEACH: "Maybe if you exercised outside, you wouldn't look like a ghost."

Rez Or Wreck:
Trainer Katie pulls coffin through Celestial Tower.
MOURNER: "Where are you going with THAT?"
KATIE: "Everyone seems really sad so I'm running the dead Pokemon to the Museum to get resurrected."

Rap, Sure/Genes Crossing:
Villager dives and comes up with a Sea Slug. Gets bit. Later develops super powers.

[I'll Eat Yourself]

Metal Gear RAY: Staff Agreement?

Scientist: "Sir, we have completed the blueprints for Metal Gear RAY."
*Scientist shows blueprints to Lead Scientist*
LS: "Wow, this thing looks pretty bada-"
*Lead Scientist sees feet of Metal Gear RAY*
LS: "...SERIOUSLY!? What is this, a chicken with hooves!?"
Scientist: "Actually, those are also the massive storage jugs for the pressurized water jet in its mouth-"
LS: "AWESOME LET'S MASS-PRODUCE THIS THING RIGHT AWAY!!"

[AwkwardSkeleton]

Expected Pee-havior:
Sniper is trying to teach another Sniper how to be an assassin.
"The first rule of being a Sniper is-hold on a second..."
Throws piss out the window. Piss lands on Heavy.
"...Be polite."
Gilt Complex:
Link finds all the golden ship parts. Ship sinks into ocean.
Stupitidy is Seen on the Surface:
Katie is surfing. Wild entei comes up from under water. Katie screams.
Something Must Have Broken My Fall:
Katie is walking on balance beam. Falls off. Lands on pokemon/trainer.

[Omnithea]

Lejun Brand Dairy Products:
Trainer Katie goes through the badge check gates.
"You who hold the Legend Badge, continue on and become a legend yourself!"
Katie walks boldly on as guard resumes his position. In the background we see Katie stop to take pictures of herself and her Pokemon posing in the giant dragon statues' mouths.

U-Turn and Koffing:
Electabuzz versus Gothitelle. Gothitelle uses Frisk. Finds two berries? Electabuzz's Static paralyzes Gothitelle. We're left with two Pokemon in an awkward position.

Make Like a Tree or Three:
Villager carefully plants fruit trees, etc. Newcomer walks in, cuts everything down, builds house. Newcomer wakes up the next morning to find trees blocking egress from house.

Close-t/Apertures:
All closets are connected. Villager stuffs shark in one, it comes out behind him in another.

Idiot Ball:
Villager is losing battle. Grabs Smash Ball...
...and puts it in his pocket.
Later we find him black-eyed and bruised at home, putting Smash Ball under glass for his collection.

Projection Infection:
Villager is visited by neighbor. On walls and shelves he's placed numerous dangerous projectiles he's collected. Missiles. Bombs. Plasma discharges. One of them falls. House explodes.

Jean Jaws:
Villager puts pants in washer without checking the pockets. Opens washer later to see shark fin circling around.

[AwkwardSkeleton]

Frozen with Fear:
Vanillite gets poisoned in battle. Katie feeds it Casteliacone.
Vanillite was paralyzed.
Construction Conspiracy:
Construction worker tells Katie that the route is blocked off because of a construction project. Katie asks when it will finish. The construction worker tells her that it will be finished when she gets the Insect badge. Next panel shows a close up of Katie's face with a suspicious expression.
Stark Baked:
Katie is lost inside Stark Mountain. Tells pokemon to use dig. Comes out of mountain extremely burnt.
Pearly Plights:
Katie is battling with Clamperl. Uses Shell Smash. Pearl rolls off cliff.
Bugged:
Link fights Ghirahim for the first time. Repeatedly tries to hit Ghirahim's eye with beetle.

[SirCannonFodder]

Rock Polish:
Shallow How:
Blathers examine fossils brought to him by Villager.
BLATHERS: "How deep did you find these?"
VILLAGER: "About three inches, why?"
BLATHERS: "That would indicated death a mere...two weeks ago..."
We pan out to see village overrun by herd of dinosaurs.
Alternatively we see see some 65 million years ago the death of the laziest dinosaurs ever.

Alternatively, it pans to show grieving dinosaurs devastated to find an open grave

Even more alternatively:

Villager brings Blathers an animal skull
BLATHERS: "Hmm, this appears to be the skull of a Felis Catus. Where did you say you found it?"
VILLAGER: "I dug it up somewhere."
BLATHERS: (suspicious) "Hoo..."
View changes to show an open grave with a shovel and lantern resting on the headstone.

[AwkwardSkeleton]

Transapparently Stupid:
Dusclops gets damaged in battle. Katie uses hyper potion. Spray goes through dusclops.
Inhospitable Hospital:
Katie leaves pokemon center. Nurse Joy says "We hope to see you again" Katie makes suspicious face.

[TerraChimaera]

page 420 time to blaze it y'all

what no this isn't a comic idea why do you ask

[AwkwardSkeleton]

Cardboardor:
Katie sends out Garbodor. Uses Recycle. Turns into pile of glass bottles and paper.

Snorlack Of Dignity:
Katie is hungry. Katie tells Snorlax to use recycle. We hear a popping noise. Berry appears under Snorlax.
Snorlax found some lunch. Katie lost some lunch.

Beach Bummed/Sand Hassle:
At the beach we see a sand castle building contest. Next panel shows Link holding the sand wand and sitting in the penalty box.