Zink's Safari Tour Into Webcomic Hell

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Zink's Safari Tour Into Webcomic Hell

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Fellow AZers, it is not secret that I love webcomics. I think they're fantastic. It amazes me how much talent exists out there. It amazes me how consistently original and ridiculous Dr. McNinja manages to be, it amazes me how Dinosaur Comics manages to be clever and entertaining even with the same panels every day, and hell, everything about Homestuck amazes me.

However, friends (just kidding you dorks aren't my friends), for every good comic that exists on this grand cyber-spiderweb of ours, there exists several bad comics. Several comics that should have never seen the light of day. Several comics that make you doubt the whole medium entirely. Several comics that almost make you wish the good webcomic didn't exist as long as these ones didn't exist as well.

It turns out that there are a shitload of comics like this. More than you could imagine. Enough that you'll doubt humanity as a whole, and wonder what kind of world could allow comics like these to exist.

Webcomics that look like, well this:

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or this:

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Yes, these exist. Yes, the creators of them actually believe they have talent. Yes, human hands were responsible for their creation. No, it's not weird that your faith in humanity is plummeting like a bird that's had both of its wings cut off mid-flight by a robot samurai wearing rocket boots.


Comics like these should remain buried deep within the hidden depths of the darkest corners of the internet, but SCREW THAT we are going to go dig these suckers up. Join me on my misguided and probably-already-doomed safari tour into webcomic hell! Sit down, buckle your seat belts, and secure your valuables under your seat, because we are in for ONE HELL OF A RIDE. One by one, we will dig up these webcomics, and one by one I will systemically REVIEW THEM ALL AND TEAR EACH AND EVERY ONE INTO THE TINY SHREDS THEY DESERVE TO BE.

LET'S. GET. THIS. STARTEEEEEED.

... and may God help us all.

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Gamer Chicks Part 1
Gamer Chicks Part 2
Gamer Chicks Part 3

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Fun times.

I mean I feel bad laughing at other peoples' work, but if they have a huge ego it doesn't matter as much...
please stop that right now

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i wish i could write material like this
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Malum wrote:THIS WILL BE AMAZING.
I agree with Malum.

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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:Image
i wish i could write material like this
That isn't Black Forest Cake. :colbert:
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That second one
what is going on in the second panel? No amount of illustrative prowess could make that make sense

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My god.
This will be the end of us.
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I am so excited for this thread like whoa. I feed off bad art and inflated egos. My body is ready.

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inb4 popular actually decent comics that people just don't like for whatever reason.

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Also inb4 a troll posts one of Katie's off comics.

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inb4 william mcgonagall

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Oh god. We Can Sleep Tomorrow. I have seen that before. Confused me then, too.
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Verom wrote:inb4 popular actually decent comics that people just don't like for whatever reason.
Don't worry, I'm deliberately avoiding comics like that.

You know Ctrl-Alt-Del? Horrible comic, right? Some people like it, but most people agree that it's sub-par.

I'm looking for things at least one level below that. The ones that probably do not have a single sane fan.

Those are the comics I am reviewing.

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I have one for you to review!

Look at this piece of shit.


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I am so sorry everyone.
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