Lyfe

[Zang]

>summon it dude

Oh man you hope this is something good..



shit just got real.

[Dragoon]

> Jeffery, it would be most helpful if you would ride to the mall to meet your acquaintance and advance the plot.

> Jeffery, it would be most amusing if you were to give the horse a catchphrase.

[vealin99]

>make the horse say "gimme some sugar, and I'll give you some sugar back."(creepy FTW)

[Zang]

> Jeffery, it would be most helpful if you would ride to the mall to meet your acquaintance and advance the plot.

> Jeffery, it would be most amusing if you were to give the horse a catchphrase.

His name is Ralph Q. Bellyweather.

SPEECHLOG
Ralph:"gimme some sugar, and I'll give you some sugar back."
You:no.

[Dragoon]

> Ralph, it would be best for all of us if you were to pick up speed causing Jeffery to lose balance.

> Jeffery, it would be fantastic if you were to pick up chicks with your horse.

[hotb]

insert harder

[vealin99]

but I'm already going as hard as I can
(did you really think I wouldn't notice that did you?)

[hotb]

not sure

what you are talking about

[lyra/dicks]

>put the card in your binder before it disappears

nobody's going to get the joke :c

[Zang]

> Ralph: it would be best for all of us if you were to pick up speed causing Jeffery to lose balance.

SPEECHLOG

Jeffery: Ralph stop these shenanigans right now
Ralph: If you give me some sugar, I'll give you some sugar back.
Jeffery: daisies it



You arrive at THE MALL

Your friend DEVIN is waiting for you.

TEXTLOG
Devin: hey, wats up with the horse lol
Jeffery: I summoned it
Devin: what? how?
Jeffery: My life has a glitch
Devin: cool
Jeffery: yup
Devin: lol

[Dragoon]

> Devin, Jeffery, it would be very pleasing if you would do us the pleasure of picking up asking out two different girls.

[[Citation Needed]]

>Go into the mall
>Accidentally use your life glitch to cause trouble

[Dragoon]

Scratch my last one.

> Jeffery, it would be beneficial to ask out an angel.

> Devin, it would be comical for you to ask out a sexy demon.

> Ralph, it would be most entertaining if you were to say your catchphrase again.

[[Citation Needed]]

Can we please keep the Panty and Stocking references on the forum to a minimum? They're annoying.

[Dragoon]

> Jeffery, Devin, it would be comical if you were to each make a Panty & Stocking reference.

Actually it's more than just Panty and Stocking I just thought it would be entertaining if one of them was dating a demon and the other an angel.