Strangest Pickup Lines
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TheOtherMC
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Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Oh my. How did I miss this thread
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HisanTakura
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Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Ame no Akai, Im pretty sure I might just put that in my sig. 
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Thank you so much-a for to playing my game-a. (Last six seconds or something)Ame no Akai wrote:Per se? That is as far from a pickup line as you can get, man! If you've got her in the sack, congratulations, you've won! The princess is in this castle! Game over, thank you for playing!Kalekemo wrote:Not a pickup line per se, but during sex, yell:
"TASTE MY LIGHTNING"
Lordy wrote:i also fear you
Rinoko wrote:You old saggy titted witch
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or RECEIVE MY SEEEEEDKalekemo wrote:Not a pickup line per se, but during sex, yell:
"TASTE MY LIGHTNING"
This really happened. Not to me, but still.
Instead I got "all according to keikaku.")
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
"How much does a Polar Bear weigh?"
"I dunno"
"Enough to break the ice, hello my name is ____"
And yes, taken from a commercial for Hall Pass
"I dunno"
"Enough to break the ice, hello my name is ____"
And yes, taken from a commercial for Hall Pass
Tatzel wrote:It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.
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Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Oh look - how to hit on a Fire-type Pokemon:
Totally useful.
Totally useful.
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