Strangest Pickup Lines
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You. Me. McDonald's. Dollar Menu. 8 o clock.
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Oh god...with that avvy. The images.Dragoon778 wrote:Is your man an Old Spice man? He is now.
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"If you were a man I would totally tap that."
(It seemed funny to me since it was a guy saying it to my lesbian friend)
(It seemed funny to me since it was a guy saying it to my lesbian friend)
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"Hey, you look familiar. Do I know you?
Oh that's right. You look like my next girlfriend.
Oh that's right. You look like my next girlfriend.
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Are you religious?
Cause you have the tits of a goddess.
Cause you have the tits of a goddess.
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get in the bag
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/make-out
There are too many new people on here.
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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE DICK AGAIN
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HEY BABE, YOU'RE A LOT LIKE A TABLECLOTH:
YOU'RE THIN, YOU GET A LOT OF FLUIDS SPILLED ONTO YOU, AND I WANT TO SEE YOU BENT OVER MY DINING ROOM TABLE.
YOU'RE THIN, YOU GET A LOT OF FLUIDS SPILLED ONTO YOU, AND I WANT TO SEE YOU BENT OVER MY DINING ROOM TABLE.
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draped over all four corners of my dickDefenestrator2.0 wrote:TABLECLOTH
