Well, its me, when i am tired, really really tired. But it still sounds somewhat true. Oh and the pickup line, it was never suposed to be good.Merlin wrote:What is this.zorinth wrote:How many times has that picked anyone up for you. 10? 11? oh oh, wait ive got an even better guess. 2, one was a fat guy with long hair, and the other was a cow. Spoony, were you either of these.Merlin wrote:I am HIGH as SHIT.
abd back to the pickup lines.
Hay babe, i dont want to tell you some stupid pickup line, lets jgst skip to the end and screw
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:I will go on a quest to defeat the nipples empress
Bacon wrote:do you want a fucking prize for finding 4chan or something
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So then, he is neither of them.
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:I will go on a quest to defeat the nipples empress
Bacon wrote:do you want a fucking prize for finding 4chan or something
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I am also neither.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself
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Holding your hand would make me feel like Hitler when he received his Iron Cross in World War one.
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Alright, I came up with this one in Psychology.
Your teeth are so white, they can't dance.
Your teeth are so white, they can't dance.
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Riku
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I don't know if that would be a pickup line so much as just a basic complement to a girl smart enough to get it. But it was funny.
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Alexandy13
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I'm skinny, charming, and single. Please date me.
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Does staring at your feet and mumbling count? I've done that tons of times.
I get nervous easily.
A girl I liked walked up to me and said "hi" once.
I, for some reason, replied "no"
I need to work on my social skills
I get nervous easily.
A girl I liked walked up to me and said "hi" once.
I, for some reason, replied "no"
I need to work on my social skills
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Get in the bag
Tatzel wrote:It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.
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Pffffft.
That one actually almost deserves a date.
That one actually almost deserves a date.
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Baby, I'm a doctor and you're sick
The medication is penis
The medication is penis
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I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
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I repeat, I'm single, breathing, and can satisfy to a degree. Go out with me please.