Strangest Pickup Lines
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Merlin
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Because you were tripping shrooms and kept reaching for a obese woman's elbow. There was never a Frozen Throne.
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Her elbow hold the key to Frostmourne, the key to driving back the undead hordes
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Fatehehhhh
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I don't need hypnotism to keep haunting memories out of my head. Just give me hats and I'm fine. 
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How is that even remotely related to anything being discussed?
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Merlin
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WOOOOOOOOOO LEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'SSSSSSS BBBBBEEEEEEEE TOGETHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YOU HOLD DOWN THE STRING TO MY WANDERING BALLOON
YOU ARE ANOTHER ANCHOR FOR MY SHIP
YOU KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH
YOU KEEP ME SANE
YOU BRING CLARITY AND PEACE TO THE TUMULTUOUSNESS CAVERNS OF MY MIND
It would benefit both of us, if we were together.
YOU HOLD DOWN THE STRING TO MY WANDERING BALLOON
YOU ARE ANOTHER ANCHOR FOR MY SHIP
YOU KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH
YOU KEEP ME SANE
YOU BRING CLARITY AND PEACE TO THE TUMULTUOUSNESS CAVERNS OF MY MIND
It would benefit both of us, if we were together.
M
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That energy drink tastes like booty, eh Merlin?
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How many times has that picked anyone up for you. 10? 11? oh oh, wait ive got an even better guess. 2, one was a fat guy with long hair, and the other was a cow. Spoony, were you either of these.Merlin wrote:I am HIGH as SHIT.
abd back to the pickup lines.
Hay babe, i dont want to tell you some stupid pickup line, lets jgst skip to the end and screw
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:I will go on a quest to defeat the nipples empress
Bacon wrote:do you want a fucking prize for finding 4chan or something
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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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Are you wearing space pants?
cause your booty is out of this world
Nice legs
what time do they open
cause your booty is out of this world
Nice legs
what time do they open
[11:16:47 PM] George: that girl deserved what she got and you know it
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Stu_Pidasl
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Try again.zorinth wrote: How many times has that picked anyone up for you. 10? 11? oh oh, wait ive got an even better guess. 2, one was a fat guy with long hair, and the other was a cow. Spoony, were you either of these.
Do you have any laxatives? Cuz I'd like to get something going between us.
Do you get free wi-fi? Cuz I feel a connection.
Can I poke your bellybutton? From the inside?
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Merlin
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What is this.zorinth wrote:How many times has that picked anyone up for you. 10? 11? oh oh, wait ive got an even better guess. 2, one was a fat guy with long hair, and the other was a cow. Spoony, were you either of these.Merlin wrote:I am HIGH as SHIT.
abd back to the pickup lines.
Hay babe, i dont want to tell you some stupid pickup line, lets jgst skip to the end and screw
M
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Stu_Pidasl
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I can't find any sort of sense in that at all. I think it was supposed to be a burn.
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I don't really get pick up lines (or use them), people if they are interested just tell me I look nice. The last person to compliment me was a boy saying I'm handsome.
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