That's actually a good pick-up line if I'm looking for a geeky girl.Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:Hey baby, can i call you hadouken?
cause you be down right fierce
Strangest Pickup Lines
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Wow, its not locked yet, sorry if this does exist but i couldnt find it in the first second i looked, im lazy.
Keep putting dirty ones in spoilers plz, i should have mentioned that. Reactions to the lines would be nice if you have ever seen it been used. A few non-dirty lines would be nice, but not needed.
I have heard this said during a top this pickup line war.
Are you from Tennessee, cause I have a fetish for girls from there.
I know its not good.
Keep putting dirty ones in spoilers plz, i should have mentioned that. Reactions to the lines would be nice if you have ever seen it been used. A few non-dirty lines would be nice, but not needed.
I have heard this said during a top this pickup line war.
Are you from Tennessee, cause I have a fetish for girls from there.
I know its not good.
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Those clothes look nice on you, but they would look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
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This will work on every girl known. Never fails at the begining.Stranaton wrote:Hi.
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Le Schadenfreude: You father is a thief
Le Schadenfreude: He stole all the stars in the sky
Le Schadenfreude: And put them in your eyes
Le Schadenfreude: Yeah
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Blame my stupid friends I guess
Hey baby. You work at Subway?
Because your giving me a footlong.
Because your giving me a footlong.
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Are you terrified of dying alone and willing to settle
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SUCK MY DICK RIGHT NOW.*Spoony wrote:Are you terrified of dying alone and willing to settle
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I thought we promised we wouldn't talk about that weekend anymore.
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I paid good cheddar for that therapy.
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Or the fur pelts.
Or the lightning rod, for that matter.
Nor did I mention the quicksand, traffic cones, direct loans, pencil holders, lamps, rocking chairs, priceless paintings, large headphones, a copy of Warcraft III, the balconies, pine trees, various styles of cooking, Michael Crichton's "Jurassic Park" or even the gallons of espresso.
So much espresso.
Or the lightning rod, for that matter.
Nor did I mention the quicksand, traffic cones, direct loans, pencil holders, lamps, rocking chairs, priceless paintings, large headphones, a copy of Warcraft III, the balconies, pine trees, various styles of cooking, Michael Crichton's "Jurassic Park" or even the gallons of espresso.
So much espresso.
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Why wouldn't you just let me get The Frozen Throne.