Inspiring/Real Quotes

[Nachalnik]

this thread is getting derailed by nerdrage

[lyra/dicks]

just like every other thread then?

[Nachalnik]

Si.

[Stu_Pidasl]

"The best quotes come from narcissists."

--Myself

[Stranaton]

"Minds are like Parachutes; they only work when they are open."

I forget who said this.

[duhrdotcom]

Richard Nixon was once driving along, and while stopped at a red light was flipped off by a teenage protester. Nixon proceeded to flip the kid off right back, then turned to his aide and said, "Now that kid will get to tell his grandchildren that he was flipped off by the President of the United States!"

[Stranaton]

Richard Nixon was once driving along, and while stopped at a red light was flipped off by a teenage protester. Nixon proceeded to flip the kid off right back, then turned to his aide and said, "Now that kid will get to tell his grandchildren that he was flipped off by the President of the United States!"

Nixon is now the best president.

[Explotaro]

Richard Nixon was once driving along, and while stopped at a red light was flipped off by a teenage protester. Nixon proceeded to flip the kid off right back, then turned to his aide and said, "Now that kid will get to tell his grandchildren that he was flipped off by the President of the United States!"

Nixon is now the best president.

This.

And I thought Grant would be since he won the American Civil War.


DRUNK

[Nachalnik]

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for I am the baddest mother fucker in the Goddamn valley

[Lotharu]

‎"I'm not a Canadian, I'm a Newfie. They changed after I left, luckily." -My Grandmother

[Crushter]

Hurm. I have one.

"Be true! Be true! Be true! Be true!" - Nathaniel Hawethorne

[[Citation Needed]]

"Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study hard, be evil."
No idea who said that first, but it was my older sister's motto as she went through college and law school (she just recently became a certified lawyer), and now it is my motto for college..

[Bill Nye the Science Guy]

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

[Tales]

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

that's from 1984 right?

Also I think there's that Auschwitz one, I can't remember it exactly, 'freedom free work' or something? Also there's this quote by this person but I can't remember who but lady gaga quoted it (I don't know how I relate a lot of things to her, I'm sure people on AZ think I like her much more than I actually do) 'Last words are for people who never said enough' or something along those lines.