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[Kiyske]

Pffft.

[Airigh]

Yep, started on the first page.
Although it won't make too much sense without the second, because this page really just consists of Chris talking and then me kicking his chair over.

[Leaxi]

Yep, started on the first page.
Although it won't make too much sense without the second, because this page really just consists of Chris talking and then me kicking his chair over.

That sounds like a good first page.

[Airigh]

Yep, started on the first page.
Although it won't make too much sense without the second, because this page really just consists of Chris talking and then me kicking his chair over.

That sounds like a good first page.

Thank you.
Still wouldn't make too much sense without the second page to give a little more context. Not too much more, but some.
I don't know, I just feel better about posting a couple pages at a time.

[vealin99]

ARE YOU HERE ZANG?

The people in the room would like to talk to you

[Ultra Bidoof]

ARE YOU HERE Panties?

The people in the room would like to talk to you

To tide you all over here's a picture of Chris's parents.



This was taken in 2007.

Their condition has deteriorated a lot since then. Bob was hospitalized last March when his heart decided to make like his son and fail. For the fifth time. He still eats at Burger King. Barb has lost weight, but only due to colitis. They both look like death now, apparently.

[[Citation Needed]]

Larry the Cucumber is hanging out of his ear.

[vealin99]

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Airigh]

Whelp it seems that Chris's parents are going to die in the next few years.
Not sure what to think for the guy.
Although Chris's health isn't too good either, with the way he treats his body he's probably going to have a heart attack in the next 20 years. And if he's living by himself, well, no one can call the cops if no one sees it...

I'm really not sure what to think about this. Huh.

[Explotaro]

I might actually feel a little sympathy when is parents die. Losing any family member sucks. Then after a day, I'll forget all about it.

[Cori]

I think he would have to be put in a home for special needs people after his parents die. He simply cannot take care of himself without constant supervision.

[Zink]

I might actually feel a little sympathy when is parents die. Losing any family member sucks.

It really does suck. Especially their funeral interferes with a day you plan to spend eating pancakes.

Just ask Chris

[Explotaro]

[Exeres]

I'm so sorry.

[Eat_box]

If both his parents die, the internet as a whole will adopt him. We will be the best foster parents.