Lonk and the Forgotten Times

[Crawfish]

fgasfga Shalonda.

>ask if Shalonda wants to accompany you shoppiiiiing~

[Mr. Mander]

Throw eggs at Shalonda.

Ride a chicken down the tower.

You have angered the Cuccoo. Your death is swift but painful.

You reload an earlier save and decide to do something less stupid this time.

[Odds]

answer door

[The Idiotic Oracle]

> Be a hardcore motherfucker and jumped down from the tower. Answering doors is for pussies.

[Odds]

shatter ankles


become crippled



end adventure prematurely

[[Citation Needed]]

shatter ankles


become crippled



reload an earlier save

[Eat_box]

Get a new hairstyle. Lonk can not pull of the buzz cut look.

[electronic goat]

Woah my suggestion got picked.
And I like this adventure already.

[Operation Awesome]

>Go down fireman pole that you had installed because stairs suck.

[Verom]

Be unexpectedly practical, take the stairs

[[Citation Needed]]

If there weren't any stairs, how did he get up there in the first place?

Everyone knows you don't get the Hookshot until at LEAST after you leave the starting area.

[Mr. Mander]

> Be a hardcore motherfucker and jump down from the tower. Answering doors is for pussies.

You prepare to jump down from the tower. This is what you always do, as the door to your home has quite clearly been sealed shut by that black stuff.

Having a house made of evil sure can be inconvenient sometimes.



Like now for instance.

http://www.swfcabin.com/open/1281906924

(click it)

oh shit what do

[Odds]

slap house and scold it

[Operation Awesome]

>Go go Gadgetcopter.

[Zink]

You probably could have just made that a GIF.