Lonk and the Forgotten Times

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:32 am

Companion: Bob Dole
Hometown: Ceylon
Friend: Richard Nixon
Mysterious Character: Kingdom of Laos

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:42 am

Companion: Cube
Hometown: Shuffleton
Friend: Sokka
Mysterious Character: George Takei as a Palace Guard

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:42 am

Sleauxbreaux wrote: Mysterious Character: George Takei as a Palace Guard

Ha ha ha, got SilverGeorge TakeiKnight from my .hack//SIGN stream on your mind?

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:08 am

Companion: Ivan the butch fairy, who doesn't say 'HEY!' but rather 'OI!'
Hometown: Lorule
Friend: Cuddles the ReDead
Mysterious Character: Lineback the incorruptable police officer.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:58 am

DoNotDelete wrote: Mysterious Character: Lineback the incorruptable police officer.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Nancymaker · Post by **Nancymaker** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:08 am

DoNotDelete wrote:Companion: Ivan the butch fairy, who doesn't say 'HEY!' but rather 'OI!'
Hometown: Lorule
Friend: Cuddles the ReDead
Mysterious Character: Lineback the incorruptable police officer.

All of this. Especially the Fairy and ReDead

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:22 pm

Mysterious character: THUNDERHAMMER McGODPUNCHER

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:25 pm

Companion: Aaron

Hometown: This Land

Mysterious Character: Mandellus.

Crawfish · Post by **Crawfish** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:27 pm

DoNotDelete wrote:Companion: Ivan the butch fairy, who doesn't say 'HEY!' but rather 'OI!'
Hometown: Lorule
Friend: Cuddles the ReDead
Mysterious Character: Lineback the incorruptable police officer.

Yeah I change my mind to these.

zombiejesus · Post by **zombiejesus** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:30 pm

Name everything Eddie Murphy.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:43 pm

This adventure haven't even started, and I'm losing all the way about the suggestions already.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:18 pm

This is Mr. Musaiara, who you would come to call Moose, due to Musaiara being bodaciously impossible to say. Although you have seen him several times, you haven't really met him. You will soon, fortunately.

You have already met her, though. This is your completely platonic friend Shalonda. She is also related to Lonk the First, by way of Ruto. Shalonda has been your constant companion through several debacherous ventures, usually relying on you for muscle.

She has a habit of meddling in things that were better left unmeddled. This would be the catalyst of your adventure.

This is your hometown, Expositiona. To the left is the Store, where you could buy things if you had any Rupees. But you don't. To the right is a farmhouse, where absolutely nothing important ever happens. Nothing at all.

The twisted mass of evil in the center is your home. You are the only one in town with the stones to live there. You are currently standing atop one of two towers in your house. Shalonda is knocking at your door, presumably to bug you about some sort of adventure.

What do you do?

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:20 pm

Mr. Musaiara is an inkwell...?

Eat_box · Post by **Eat_box** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:37 pm

Throw eggs at Shalonda.

Falconer Lombard · Post by **Falconer Lombard** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:38 pm

Ride a chicken down the tower.