AZ Special Report

[saximaphone]

When is Vax not serious?

[Sol Reaper]

Weeeeeeeellllll

Nah I'm kidding. I'll do the interview I just hope my hair doesn't look bad and oh god what did I get myself into I'm not prepared for this

Seriously it's cool, lemme know when it's my turn

[Stranaton]

I crave interviews

[Vax]

Oh gosh why does everyone want to get interviewed by an illiterate darkie

WELL UM I'm hella busy during the weekdays so please be patient guys. I'll get to y'all as soon as I can ok?

[Exeres]

The suspense is terrible.

I hope it will last.

[Stranaton]

I'm already on the list, I'm just impatient.

[Brekkjern]

Am I impohtant enough to waste a few minutes of someones time?

[BurntToShreds]

I will interview you, Brekk.

[BurntToShreds]

BurntToShreds' Interview with Brekkjern

First off, are you a guy or a girl?
We are starting easy? Right. I am a guy.

How do we pronounce your name?
With severe difficulties. Here is a Google Translate link. Click the talky button. "Kubein" is a synonym of "brekkjern" which means "crowbar" in English.
That is exactly how I thought it would be pronounced.

What made you decide to join the forums in the first place? Was it a specific topic?
Not entirely sure. I did hang around the funny picture thread a lot to begin with and I kept an eye on the AZCraft server thread. I guess I just liked the comic and wanted to hang around the forum.

What are your favorite videogames?
I have so many! The Halo series are very good games (up to and including Halo 3). Fairly well balanced and interesting mechanics. Red Alert 2 also has a special place in my heart. It was the first game I really started playing. Minecraft is also a fairly interesting game. Portal... No. Too many games to list!

Do you read any other webcomics? Got any suggestions for us to try out?
Way too many to list them all. Here are a few I suggest you check out though.
String Theory
The Zombie Hunters
Girl Genius
Goblins
Unsounded

How many pairs of pants do you own?
Not enough. I will have to assimilate a store soon. That is the correct way to do it, right?
Uhm... Yeah... Yeah it is.

Is there a Mrs. Kubein?
Nope. You suggesting something here?
Nope, just wonderin' if you had a lady friend you'd like to tell us about.

What is your Zodiac sign? Chinese or western or both.
The Capricorn. No idea what the Chinese would be.
WE ARE BITTER ENEMIES THEN! FIGHT TO THE DEA- Honestly I have no clue how the zodiac works.

Finally, if you could wipe one website from existence, what would it be?
I don't hold any grudges to any websites really, but there is one I would like to shut down so the community could move onto a better forum. The site is called Airsoftguns.info. It has been so unstable and badly moderated that it deserves to be shot in the back of the neck.

Up next: Stran.

[Stranaton]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

[Terraem]

A preview of Stran's interview:

Gundam Gundam Gundam gundam Gundam gundam Gundam pants gundam Gundam!

[Stranaton]

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PANTS.

[Sollix]

Nothing but gundam

I'm okay with this

[Terraem]

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PANTS.

Did I not mention how I sometimes kind of sorta watch you?

[Stranaton]

Oh right.
*waves to the security camera*