This thing, right here.
It told me to say the following to you:
"Hello my fellow products of earth. I have presented myself to you today to present myself to you. I find myself in a time of need, where salt fights sugar, and the porkchop trembles in its luscious hooves."
It has been confirmed that no threats have been made to the Czech republic. What remains to be seen, however, is how your self esteem will do when you realise all those compliments have been polite lies.
Today, at eight, nations across the Atlantic will be celebrating their annual deforestation festival, which occurs every month. Sources state that while the location is not exactly known, there have been reports of Jaunito, Tropico's number one shaman.
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