1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Lotharu]

If you remember the first thread, your get a special prize




You're old

[Chekt]

I got a fuck-ton of studded condoms today at school.
So I don't get those bitches knocked up.

[HisanTakura]

Knocked up the thread with a double post though.

[Cori]

Knocked up the thread with a double post though.

Wonderful news!

It's TWINS!

[Fooflyer]

I got a fuck-ton of studded condoms today at school.
So I don't get those bitches knocked up.

Impersonating dildos is cool if that's your thing
my studs are natural

[Lotharu]

You probably should get those checked out, Foo.

[Exeres]

I was born with a dragon dick.

[Crawfish]

Am I being a douchebag for telling a guy that I don't want to date him right now because there are only two weeks left of the semester, I need to focus on my exams, and I'll have a very full-time summer job?

I realize this is hardly taboo but it's probably one of the few threads where we give a shit about relationships!

[Chekt]

You should be looking for some stress relief...if you know what I mean.

[Trygve]

Crawfish, if you're interested in him, tell him to just wait those two weeks, then you can spend as much time as possible on him.

If he's interested, he'll probably wait that short time.

[Crawfish]

pffffft Chekt

This wouldn't be the kind of guy I'd fling and flee. Basically the issue is that I don't have time for relationship stuff during these last few weeks, and we don't exactly live close to one another once class lets out. I don't want to do long-distance stuff over the summer, especially when I'm working and gas prices are fucking ridiculous.

I guess I'm just having trouble getting this across without sounding like "I don't like you enough to push my schedule to its limits"

[Trygve]

Don't complain about gas prices. In Norway, it has become so expensive, one could for a cheaper cost just use beer. And that's not cheap in the first place.

[Marbus]

Horrible idea. Also, it was Marbus I was thinking of.

I remember reading through all of this thread thinking Indecisive and Paco were the same person.

*pokes head in*

Really? I don't remember that, but it probably was me. Now then, for the subject kinda: In September, Tuxedo Mask is moving out from England and in with me. The TMI part of that is implied~

[Sollix]

Thats almost the same as me saying all about how Tuxedo Mask is comming to see me in august and implying things. :V
On a side note:I really need to poop but feel no urge to wipe my butt with sandpaper TP.

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