1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Taxicab Samurai]

"But you can't get cancer in your breasts. There's no bone there!"

You are now one of my favorite members on this forum.

[HisanTakura]

"GUYS!? What about mee! I HAVE ADD."

[Taxicab Samurai]

Just ignore him, he needs to learn.

[HisanTakura]

ps. Looking up "WKUK attention guy" gets this. wtf Google.

[Nachalnik]

My teeth are all crooked but I can't get braces because of how much it will fuck up my jaw.

[Crushter]

Nachal is a British trainwreck

true facts

[Mr. Mander]

I ate Raisin bran for breakfast and oh god all this fiber

Its getting worse

My sister wants to order a cheese pizza

Oh god

[Valbrandur]

I'm curious, what's so good about shaving one's pubes? I never really get it except for the 'girlfriend doesn't want it'. Other than that, no idea.

I won't do it most likely until I get my own place, anyway.

[Alex]

I went commando today, wearing no boxers is surprisingly comfortable in these pants.

[Unbalanced]

I ate Raisin bran for breakfast and oh god all this fiber

Its getting worse

My sister wants to order a cheese pizza

Oh god

Wouldn't that like, even it out?

[Syobon]

Oh god, extreme muscle ache. Can't.move.leg

Also slight hangover.

[HisanTakura]

Auuughghg coffee in the morning why must you give me diarrhea during church. Augggghhhh

[Kierou]

Because.Occasionally when fapping the hairs get caught and it HURTS. and it's just more comfortable.

[shazza]

Also being hairless (or mostly hairless) is arguably cleaner and won't retain smells as much :D And for females, no worries about blood in the bushes.

[Chekt]

I trim really short/shave my pits.
It seriously smells a million times better and deodorant actually applies onto your skin where it does good, not just sitting on the hair being all gross and shit.