1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Chekt]

Tuxedo Mask spent the night last night.
Slept naked all night long.
But I usually just sleep in boxers.

[Trygve]

did you apply the sechs to bed

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When I walk the dogs I usually wear my pajama pants - they're cotton, baggy, and comfortable, and if I'm going to be walking two dogs for an hour I care a bit more about comfort.

Thongs seem terribly uncomfortable to me.
Constant wedgie and your booty cheeks are constantly rubbing on the inside of your jeans? No thanks.

They did throw out man thongs at the Houston Pride Parade last year, I managed to grab a pair and my junk was all stuffed into a tiny little bag. Ugh it was terrible.

I thought they would be absolutely terrible but then I accidentally bought a package of them, and didn't feel like returning them, so I tried them out. Surprisingly they didn't feel uncomfortable at all, it's just a weird sensation at first. Still prefer female brief-cut underwear.

[Syobon]

Worst morning.


Woke up next to a puddle of my own puke. Had to miss the first class because I had to clean my bed. Extreme hangover.
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---> The downside of partying hard.

[Sollix]

Thats why you NEVER party on Monnday.
Gotta do it all on Friday.

[Cafall]

or you could like

drink in moderation

party at a medium speed

[Spoony]

Pfft, sure, if you're a loser

[Syobon]

Thats why you NEVER party on Monnday.
Gotta do it all on Friday.

Friday and the weekend are the worst days to party here, because all the students have went back home and the city is full of guidos.

or you could like

drink in moderation

party at a medium speed

Sometimes, I wish I could.

[Trygve]

Stop adding "easy on the tini" when ordering Appletini.

[Kierou]

I don't think I own a single set of pyjamas. At all. I generally sleep in boxers and shorts, because animal hairs on my back are rather itchy.

[Trygve]

Do you sleep with your animals?

[Kierou]

No. They just really like my bed and stalk me when i play video games. ALL I have to sit on is my bed. I have no couch. and I like their company too much to shoo them away from me when I'm playing games.

[Trygve]

When you don't notice it, they fart into your pillow.

[Kierou]

Oh Trygyve. Tell me, sir. How do you stalk everyone on the forums at the same time?

[Trygve]

I read books.