1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Nefarious Bear · Post by **Nefarious Bear** » Thu May 24, 2012 11:41 pm

The Big Cheese wrote:ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER.

Mojave, Mo' problems.

Cafall · Post by **Cafall** » Thu May 24, 2012 11:49 pm

blowout soon, surfer

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Thu May 24, 2012 11:51 pm

when fellow stalker

Cafall · Post by **Cafall** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:02 am

The Willow Witch · Post by **The Willow Witch** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:29 am

that momment when masterbation isnt enough anymore

god daisies it

Post by **[Insert Fail]** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:48 am

RikuKyuutu wrote:...30 celsius is about 85 fahrenheit.
That's early summer over here.

The news was saying it would be 91 degrees tomorrow.

91 degrees. Hottest day of the year so far, and it's only May. It will be hotter in June. It will be miserable in July. I am going to die in August.

I want to go back to San Diego.

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:50 am

Ame no Akai wrote:the only choice is to pull a total 180 and go for full-on asceticism

elevate the mind beyond a need for mere carnal pleasure

Become a Buddhist

shazza · Post by **shazza** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:12 am

[Insert Fail] wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:...30 celsius is about 85 fahrenheit.
That's early summer over here.
The news was saying it would be 91 degrees tomorrow.

91 degrees. Hottest day of the year so far, and it's only May. It will be hotter in June. It will be miserable in July. I am going to die in August.

I want to go back to San Diego.

hahaahahaha we were having 91 degree days in march here

i dont know what the high has been so far but i'm guessing it was like 93 or 94. in a month or so we'll be topping 100 ever day, yay!

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:37 am

i just took a shit that was bodaciously the size and length of my forearm(minus hand)

like, a single solid unbroken turd

it clogged the toilet

does this mean im ready for fisting?

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:39 am

Going out is a whole lot different than going in.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:42 am

youre saying this to someone who requires at least a anal if not more to get off roughly 50% of the time

edit: also the fisting thing was a joke, the idea of putting an entire hand/arm where it does not belong squicks me

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Fri May 25, 2012 6:27 am

oh thank goodness

Silver_Wolf · Post by **Silver_Wolf** » Sat May 26, 2012 6:57 am

God dammit. Day 6 of my period and still getting cramps. This is what I get for not having it last month.

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Sat May 26, 2012 4:26 pm

i can't wear a bra at the moment because of the heat so i have to keep checking nothing is showing through =w=

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sat May 26, 2012 5:42 pm

Ever since I started drinking protein shakes, my farts have been banned by the geneva convention under biological warfare

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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