1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[D-vid]

I love me some nice legs and booty.

[DoNotDelete]

OH JOY!

This takes me all the way back to my schoolyard days.

The guys would all start talking about what they found attractive - and then inevitably they would ask me what I found attractive and to avoid suspicion I would have to blurt something out like "Oh yeah, breasts are great!"

HAPPY DAYS!


God I hated school.

[Vrominelli]

Long story short I ended up getting a glass shard stuck to my foot

D8
Crisp! Noooooooo!

I want to give you the biggest hug right now to make you feel right as rain.

[Shad]

But DND tiddies are great

[DoNotDelete]

But DND tiddies are great

Honestly I don't find individual components attractive.

The whole body needs to be in balance for me to have any kind of interest in it.

Of course my idea of a balanced body involves all kinds of non-humanoid components such as a tail and cybernetics.

The eyes and skin colour are really important too.

The eyes are probably the most important thing.

Blargh!

Makes you want to vomit, huh?

[Shad]

Imagine

boob eyes

[DoNotDelete]

No. Don't.

[Terraem]

Please. Don't.

[Sol Reaper]

No, I can feel ya on the "as a whole" thing. I tend to find eyes the most beautiful part of a woman as well.

[hotb]

i have a thing for the back of the knee

did you have that before or after watching amagami

[Vrominelli]

Sol get out of my head and stop posting my thoughts as your own!

[Gryewolf]

i have a thing for the back of the knee

That's where the secret fourth hole is.

[Dire]

Imagine

boob eyes

Is that tiddies where the eyes go or eyes on tiddies?

"Excuse me, my eyes are down here."

[DoNotDelete]

Imagine

boob eyes

Is that tiddies where the eyes go or eyes on tiddies?

"Excuse me, my eyes are down here."

Not quite what Le Great Handsome Oppressor said but:



Yep. Abdominal eyes.

This is an actual character from a comic series called 'Gold Digger'; Her name is Madrid.

[Mete]

Speaking of things people find attractive, anyone who's been to /v/ for more than 10 minutes knows about the daily trap threads. It's humorous to read all the excuses people come up with to prove that you can be totally straight while still liking traps. Stuff like "I only like dicks, I'm not interested in men", "I like the feminine features traps have so I'm straight" and my recent favorite "I ONLY like feminine dicks".