1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Nachalnik]

I think my momma is going senile because she thought the audio commentary on some DVD was part of the actual show and this morning she thought the ice cream van jingle was her phone going off

She's not dumb or anything so I don't know why she's acting like this.

[BurntToShreds]

I hate it when, in my dreams, intensely perverted things happen. I'm not going to describe anything, but it just feels like my subconcious is telling me how sick I really am.

[Neko]

I like how I can have wet dreams and not notice until I go to school

[HisanTakura]

I know how you feel Burnt. Sometimes after a dream I wake up and go "What the FUCK me?"

[Dedivax]

Do you know what feels REALLY good? Masturbating to kickass music

[Valbrandur]

You reminded me of the Dave Chapelle commercial saying the same thing.

[Dedivax]

You reminded me of the Dave Chapelle commercial saying the same thing.

Link?

[Taxicab Samurai]

Link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5YokcZetTI

[Valbrandur]

Oh wait, it was a mac commercial.

Youtube doesn't have it so I had to find another site.

http://en.vidivodo.com/6724/dave-chapel ... pc-episode

Okay, seeing as Taxi beat me to it, I was trying to find something other than that one.

[Taxicab Samurai]

WOO TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT

[Exeres]

I miss Chappelle's Show so much.

IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK.

[Taxicab Samurai]

YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO
MMMMM MMMMMM BITCH

On and actual TMI note, I really need to shave.
My girl's starting to call me jungle man again.

[Valbrandur]

Hey Tarzan, why don't you go cuddle some gorillas.

[Exeres]

Go Johnny Weissmuller on her.

FUCK YOU VAL YOU ICELANDIC NINJA BASTARD.

[Valbrandur]

Viking ninjas are the scourge of the sea.

They created the legend of the Bermuda Triangle.