1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Vax]

I think people are confusing this thread with the minties thread...not that I'm saying anyone's problems have no merit.

[Trygve]

Vax, it might be a sex breakdown. Which their parents won't help with.

[SpaceCaptain]

sex breakdown

can I name my band this?

[Trygve]

Sure. Go for it. Credit me.

[KevTehNev]

Vax, it might be a sex breakdown. Which their parents won't help with.

I would be more concerned if they DID help.

[Shad]

"Parents helping their kids, like parents should? Oh no!"

[Trygve]

"It's Goofy time!"
"No, dad, this isn't a joke! This is a serious matter! Stop goofing around!"

[KevTehNev]

"Here son have a hooker, that should help"

[Trygve]

"Hey, son, here's a hooker. Let me show you how it works. Let's do it like they do in that Mario Kart Double Dash game of yours as well, you go in the front."

[Valbrandur]

I got a fuck for a duck.
A duck for a fuck.
And a buck for a fucked up duck.

[Trygve]

Whenever I lie down on a couch or so, my shirt just seem to slide up. And I don't bother to pull it down.

[Valbrandur]

Your shirt is trying to take itself off because you know you are always supposed to be topless on a couch.

[Trygve]

Some things just don't mix.


Me and clothes? Noooooope.

[shazza]

Whenever I lie down on a couch or so, my shirt just seem to slide up. And I don't bother to pull it down.

This happens and it also happens to my skirts if I am wearing one.

It makes me look like She-Urkel trying to be sexy.

[Stranaton]

Some things just don't mix.


Me and clothes? Noooooope.