Sans Trap Cards

Post by **Spoony** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:55 am

Your move, AZ (first come, first served basis.)

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:58 am

Pawn in front of Queen forward two

I don't know the B3 to G6 stuff. Sue me.

Post by **Spoony** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:04 pm

THE PLOT THICKENS

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:12 pm

I can't play chess only draughts (aka checkers) so I will be useless here.

Clever idea though spoony.

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:27 pm

Okay I think I've got it

Queen to D...6?

Post by **Spoony** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:38 pm

Gaspard mounted up with a heavy heart. "My love..." a whisper came from the door. His dearest, Emily, looked at him with tears in her eyes. He looked at her and thought of all their time together. "The King commands me foward, sweet Emily" he resgined "I must ride out. We don't have time for goodbyes." Gaspard turned back to the horizon, his purpose clear in his mind. Death was almost a certainty, but it was die in duty, or cowering at home. He knew he'd do his Father proud, if it came to it. Without turning around, he spoke his last words to the love of his life "Leave a candle lit by the window. I will be back." Gaspard rode off, into his uncertain destiny.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:39 pm

Thread of the year

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:47 pm

Queen to A6

BITCH

Post by **Spoony** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:57 pm

Rodney drank deeply from his flask. He was too old by at least a score's year for service, but he didn't have anywhere else to go. Not since the blacks found out where his family had lived. He threw up violently on the ground. The orders had been to advance twenty miles ahead, to "take the far ground for the glory of the Empire." Rodney barely made it ten before he collapsed on the ground in a quivering heap, thinking of those he'd lost. This war wasn't ending any time soon.

(CAMERA'S OUT OF JUICE FAGS, ALSO IT'S LIKE ONE IN THE MORNING. SEE YOU IN TWELVE HOURS OLOLOLOLOLOL)

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:21 pm

silly non sequitur suggestion to B3

iamthelordhitman · Post by **iamthelordhitman** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:42 pm

and then the queen pulls out and uzi and shoots everyone

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:53 pm

The ...er... whatever-you-call-the-bishop-on-the-right to ...what I THINK is B5. Whatever you call the space right near it between the two pawns.

I am not good at chess.

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:55 pm

iamthelordhitman wrote:and then the queen pulls out and revolver and shoots everyone

fix'd so that I can say....

THAT QUEENS A SPAH

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:04 pm

This should help

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:13 pm

Oh. I guess I meant D7 then.

Sorry.