General Game Gabbin'

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:24 pm

Johnny Depp brings the icey cool lovings

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:26 pm

In fact, he'll be down at your local video store from 5 until 9, just handing out icy cool lovings.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:26 pm

The truth was that Old spice/Johnny Depp fell in love with baby Snarf, and wanted to kill his parents to become closer to him. Somehow this worked, and after all these years, now that Snarf was of legal age, he would make icy cool lovins to Snarf.

(am I Twilight logicing right)

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:30 pm

Game Angel wrote:The truth was that Old spice/Johnny Depp, and his brooding, Adonis-like face fell in love with baby Snarf, and he and his Adonis-like, brooding looks wanted to kill his parents to become closer to him. Somehow this worked, and after all these years, now that Snarf was of legal age, he and his brooding, Adonis-like face would make icy cool lovins to Snarf.

(am I Twilight logicing right)

Now you are

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:31 pm

Hooray

Someone publish this shit

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:32 pm

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:33 pm

Have I ever mentioned how much I love you guys?
Now I can't stop picturing the whole "IT'S GOOFY TIME" thing except with a stick of Old Spice with Johnny Depp's head attached to the top

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:35 pm

Now I can't stop picturing the whole "IT'S GOOFY TIME" thing except with a stick of Old Spice with Johnny Depp's head attached to the top

And then Johnny expressed his undying love for Snarf by brutally whipping him with his belt.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:36 pm

Torture fetish?

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:43 pm

I'm sure someone can do better

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:44 pm

And then Indigo took off his shirt revealing his lean but muscled torso.
Snarf inhaled the scent of his old spice deeply and moaned in ectasy.

BANANA walked in, disgusted but aroused. He got out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which he threw to Snarf. Snarf immediately became giddy like a schoolgirl, rubbing the sandwich all over his body for what was to come.

Then BANANA left.

Indigo reluctantly pushed Snarf away. "I can't keep doing this. I need to know if I really mean anything to you." Snarf paused his servicing of Indigo's tool and thought carefully. Slowly Snarf said "Indigo I care about you a lot and I just want you to know that I'm never gonna give you up and never gonna let you down."

but indigo could not resist. he pulled snarf closer to him. snarf could feel his powerful, rippling muscles, as they gleamed in the moonlight. "i don't care anymore, all i want is you, snarf".

BANANA walked past Decker, who was commenting on what was going on between Indigo and Snarf on top of the trampoline. Seizing opportunity, BANANA grabbed Decker's wallet off of the wine cooler while he was distracted and ran.

Indigo spoke furiously an Australian accent to Snarf, angry for mixing up his favorite cologne with Old Spice. Only after did he see that Snarf's feelings were a bit damaged, which he could tell by the tears streaming down his face through the sticky grape jelly.

"I'm sorry, it's just that I had a bad experience with Old Spice once." Indigo apologized.

"What happened?" Snarf asked innocently, a bit relieved to be forgived.

"OLD SPICE KILLED MY MOTHER BY KILLING MY FATHER. THEN OLD SPICE RAPED MY LAND AND PILLAGED OUR WOMEN!"

Then suddenly, Old spice slammed open the door of Snarf's room, and he yelled "I have finally found you, the offspring of my nemesis after all these years."

Then they made the icey cool loving all over the ceiling.

And then Snarf said "No, Old Spice, you are the icey cool lovings".

And then Old Spice was Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp brings the icey cool lovings

In fact, he'll be down at your local video store from 5 until 9, just handing out icy cool lovings.

The truth was that Old spice/Johnny Depp fell in love with baby Snarf, and wanted to kill his parents to become closer to him. Somehow this worked, and after all these years, now that Snarf was of legal age, he would make icy cool lovins to Snarf.

And then Johnny expressed his undying love for Snarf by brutally whipping him with his belt.

I smell a pulitzer.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:47 pm

Head of The Brothel wrote:http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/900/iceycold.jpg
I'm sure someone can do better

lmao, that's awesome

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:40 pm

Mr. Mander wrote: I smell a pulitzer.

it reeks of awkward zombies.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:29 pm

I have decided to buy Dragon Age: Origins. The reason is that I get the expansion with it together with an in-game armor for the game and Mass Effect 2 if I ever were to buy that, without any change in price.

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:21 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:
Now I can't stop picturing the whole "IT'S GOOFY TIME" thing except with a stick of Old Spice with Johnny Depp's head attached to the top
And then Johnny expressed his undying love for Snarf by brutally whipping him with his belt.

STOP OLDSPICE/JOHNNY I LOVE YOU BUT I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS PAIN!!!

SNARF!!