MOON EXPLOSIONS

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:55 pm

Crawfish wrote:NASA this is sort of weird. Although I like how that original article decided it was best to tell us "this is not a declaration of war on the moon."

Because, frankly, the Moon is the only thing America has left.

I'm not going to believe that.
And, for a less obscure joke...

In the name of the moon, I will punish NASA!

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:09 pm

Why the fuck would the moon explode.

Come on guys, that doesn't make sense.

swordplaymaster · Post by **swordplaymaster** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:39 pm

Plasma wrote:Actually, the Moon is owned by Russia, remember? There was actually a point to The Space Race.

Erm...I thought the US flag was up there.

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:40 pm

lyrasen wrote:Why the fuck would the moon explode.

Come on guys, that doesn't make sense.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:40 pm

There's a lot of flags up there. And a Denny's.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:00 pm

Plasma wrote:Actually, the Moon is owned by Russia, remember? There was actually a point to The Space Race.

They orbited the Earth first, but the US got to the moon itself first, and planted the first flag. QED

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:03 pm

YOU
ALL
JUST
GOT
LEARNED!

Myk · Post by **Myk** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:46 pm

So the missile was going twice as fast as a bullet, from what NASA tells. That's pretty cool :O

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:53 pm

Torizo wrote:There's a lot of flags up there. And a Denny's.

And Dr. Evil's Moon Base.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:57 pm

But Dr. Evil's space ship looks like a pair of-

Xabyrn · Post by **Xabyrn** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:59 pm

NUTS!!!!

GET YOUR FRESH NUTS HERE!!!!

Crawfish · Post by **Crawfish** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:26 pm

Oh look it's Plasma.

OH LOOK, NUTS.

Far more interesting.

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:36 am

Remember when we were trying to establish Colonies on the moon, build hotels, dunkin donuts and such? Yeah, whatever happened to that.

impmon08 · Post by **impmon08** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:39 am

iconsting wrote:Remember when we were trying to establish Colonies on the moon, build hotels, and dunkin donuts and such? Yeah, whatever happened to that.

shooting things at it is more fun.

_patch · Post by **_patch** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:17 am

"In other news, we've decided to bomb the moon."